kait

i watched the world dance inside your head

[kait @ktlncpt]

i’m gonna miss Mac Miller forever

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

America should be a Godly nation, guided by Christian religious leaders. Here's why Pope Leo needs to stay out of politics.

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

your student loan statement is availab— i’m gonna stop you right there

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

If I send this to you it means you should consider the situation handled

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

US-SLAY! Alysa Liu is GOLDEN in Milan! 🥇🇺🇸 #WinterOlympics

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I'll never understand why I'm physically unable to keep my eyes open on the couch at 9:30 PM, but the second I move to the bed, my eyes pop open like a haunted doll.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

don't let me come over your house i be pouring big ass cups of juice

[Janelle | Sports Data @itsNellzz]

If u betting on the Super Bowl Gatorade color pls call the gambling hotline number

[Sue O'Connell: COMMENTATOR, not a reporter @SueOC_NBCBoston]

Bad Bunny is a U.S. citizen because he was born in Puerto Rico.
And Puerto Rico is part of the United States, and people born there have been U.S. citizens since 1917.

I understand the confusion: high school History, Geography, Civics, and Government are difficult courses!

Also, recent Super Bowl halftime performers who aren’t U.S. citizens:
Paul McCartney (UK), Rihanna (Barbados), Shakira (Colombia), The Weeknd (Canada)

[Craig Needles @NeedlesOnNews]

Fold in the cheese.

[Jewish McCaffrey @JewishMcCaffrey]

To put it as simply as possible. Law enforcement in almost every developed country does what they are trained to do — De-escalate situations. And law enforcement in our country does exactly what they are trained to do — Escalate situations.

The way ICE handled that situation would be suitable for apprehended a fucking serial killer, not for a basic interaction with a car that was blocking traffic.

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches i will admit

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

(After doing pretty much nothing for six hours) A Gatorade will help me refuel

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Whales have a heart the size of a small car. Imagine if they learned the true meaning of Christmas

[Tom Ellis @tom_ellis14]

‘Should we see if Santa’s been’

I’m 27 mother but aye, can we please

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.