cadkins

i have friends in spite of who i am as a person.

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annoying people annoying people
in AZ in LA
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“I live in the valley”

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Shuffling whilst walking in slides might be the end of me. The sound triggers me like a ww2 vet from the trenches. PICK YOUR FUCKING FEET UP!

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Pickled eggs on the train is an insane move

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I am genuinely a single-task-a-day type of person. Two tasks AT MOST.

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Nothing more embarrassing than losing your balance on the train

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The UK’s obsession with Baileys is otherworldly. I just casually bought a gallon-sized bottle.

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Googling “when does sleep regression end” and the results are just “hahaha get fucked”.

[Marcus Pittman @ImKingGinger]

Same energy.

[MostlyHarmless @harmless_human]

@joeroganhq Everyone in the country right now

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Ugh and these horrendous things

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Truly contemplating getting out of bed and leaving Tom for good after he’s just told me about jelly in the UK (versus our Jell-O).

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Forever aghast that I went through 4 painstaking rounds of qualifying interviews at Daily Mail back in 2016 and this is the shite they continuously produce

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For the love of fuck, why is it so difficult to get a vodka martini in the UK

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I’ve yet to find a single flaw in Monk

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No stronger core workout than in the back of a Shropshire cab

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Tom has the audacity to say goodnight and fall asleep within 2 seconds.

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@Tommy_jayster That’s it. I’m not coming.

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Every single year, I am shocked to learn what Taylor Swift’s stylist has approved for the Grammys.

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

ALWAYS SUNNY CAST ON STAGE!!

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Of course I was booked into the one hotel that is not licensed to sell alcohol

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Every day is a battle between eating a whole sleeve of cookie dough and self-restraint.