Mary Catherine Wirth

tech / free speech attorney, adjunct law professor, proud mom to a UW Husky and too many horses, goats, dogs and chickens.

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@mariashriver It breaks my heart that this nation saw fit to elect this pathetic, ignorant bully of a man not once but twice. 😢

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@RpsAgainstTrump The lesson: “we can shoot unarmed US citizen women 3x in the face for no valid reason, call them a fucking bitch as they die and the highest leaders in the nation will still protect us when we say we were ‘scared’ of you.”

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@JDVance Are you out of your mind? She is beyond polite to him. She is turning away. And, most damningly, he calmly mutters “fucking bitch” after he shoots her in the head 3x from the SIDE of the car. Any lawyer knows that is clear proof he acted out of animus, not fear.

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@cariuma - i bought three pairs of shoes from you on Dec 1st. You sent two, charged me for three and haven’t responded to a single message sent to customer support in two weeks.

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@RobHafernik @WhyMultifamily @toddstarnes No reputable summer camp lets kids bring their phones. That’s the point of summer camp. And why any common sense weather forecasting / local emergency management partnership would have involved calling camps and campgrounds along the river, sending officers to warn, etc

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@WhiteHouse @nytimes @ChrisVanHollen When we finally hold this administration accountable for its lawless excesses this will be Exhibit A. May the tribunal who sentences you - after affording you due process you denied this man - decide that a lifetime in CECOT for Trump, Noem etc is karmic justice.

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@SkidWillie @SenMarkKelly That your kiss-ass response shows first, @skidwillie, proves how dangerous musk’s ownership of this platform is. 99.9% of the US sides with a trusted astronaut / Senator with integrity but yes, let’s promote defense of the ketamine addict owner. 🙄

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@Xerdden @sama Anyone and everyone who hates Elon Musk and what he did to this platform calls it Twitter. 😂

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@elonmusk 🙄 functioning “so well” that all its advertisers ran for the hills and left you with a platform worth 77% less than what you paid for it (hint: the trust & safety staff did work that mattered, asshole).

[Mary Catherine Wirth @caffeinemary]

#googleworkspace - mail we urgently need to send is stuck in the outbox. We have tried all troubleshooting steps online. It has no attachments, our Internet connection is fine — yet it just sits there. What to do next?

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@MargaretAtwood @mluckovichajc - best retweet ever?

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@AdamSchiff It’s actually far more malevolent: it’s a call to his supporters to do “something” about her. Wake the hell up.

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@ClayTravis @BrandiKruse

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

I don’t have a cat, so a dog will have to do! But like Taylor Swift I’m all in for @KamalaHarris & @Tim_Walz ! #VoteBlue

Double check your own voter registration and find local early voting dates here: https://t.co/HzH35dTifv

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@rahulsood @LauraLoomer @KamalaHarris There are (far) better reasons to be ashamed of being a Trump supporter, Rahul. (She’s a good one but waaaay down the list). 😂

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@LauraLoomer @KamalaHarris As if the White House smelling like curry would be a bad thing. 🤪

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@JaydenLibran @JaydenLibran - I had an assigned parking spot next to Matt Groenig on the Fox lot in the 90s. Had he met you then, a lot of very talented people would have missed out on their careers. 😂 Hope this goes viral and helps land you the well-deserved voice career of your dreams 🙏🏼

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Vance: “I don't think most Americans are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and problems of most Americans”

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@megynkelly Wait? So the only president in our nation’s history to oppose the peaceful transition of power shouldn’t have to answer questions about it? If the moderator hadn’t asked those questions it would have been straight up negligence.

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@elonmusk 🤣🤣🤣 um, yeah — let’s have the guy who lost himself / his investors $25 billion practically overnight as a result of his crap judgment “audit” the government and make recommendations 🤣🤣🤣🤣