@RobertFreundLaw Petition to see this individuals bloodwork. Ya know, to figure out if they are human but, if possibly human, I’d also love to see just how terribly unhealthy they are.
technology doesn’t make sense: computer is plugged in, shut it down to do the updates, it shuts off. In order to turn it back on, I have to unplug it and plug the charger into the other charging port. No matter what port it’s in, I have to change it for it to turn on. WTF.
Here on twitter once again asking if people realize that elevator doors hold themselves and standing with your arm weirdly in front just puts you in everyone’s way
I have a brilliant idea: all doors that requiring pushing should not have a handle - just a flat area to indicate it’s a push. And all doors that require pulling should have a handle to indicate pulling. This doesn’t seem that hard.
I had a virtual appt with @ADT this morning but they never called. Now I've been waiting on hold for 30 minutes to reschedule the appointment (ya know, that they missed). For a security system company, I see some issues here.
I sent a thank you note following an interview last week and I'm pretty sure I said "Regrets" instead of "Regards" at the end. I will absolutely not be checking to see though.
Breaking news: A Fulton County judge has overturned Georgia’s six-week abortion ban, ruling that two key parts of the law “were plainly unconstitutional when drafted, voted upon, and enacted” and writing that the law cannot be enforced. https://t.co/vUln3ECFtv
Sometimes when my fiancé and I are disagreeing on some topic, I imagine telling my fictional therapist about the argument... and I just think @furhawn should know that she normally agrees with me.
Sometimes when I eat cheese I think about the article my dad sent about how your brain reacts to cheese just like crack and I am so proud of myself for picking such a yummy and healthy drug