cait.

don’t take me too seriously, I’m almost always 98% sarcasm. I have a lot of random thoughts at 4 a.m.

[cait. @caithaygood]

@livkellehernews @KUTV2News Is that 3:30 UT time? (Realize this might be a dumb question)

[cait. @caithaygood]

@RobertFreundLaw Petition to see this individuals bloodwork. Ya know, to figure out if they are human but, if possibly human, I’d also love to see just how terribly unhealthy they are.

[cait. @caithaygood]

Some of yall don’t remember snow jam and it shows.

[cait. @caithaygood]

technology doesn’t make sense: computer is plugged in, shut it down to do the updates, it shuts off. In order to turn it back on, I have to unplug it and plug the charger into the other charging port. No matter what port it’s in, I have to change it for it to turn on. WTF.

[cait. @caithaygood]

It’s wild to me how many words in IRS regulations are not actually words according to any English dictionary.

[cait. @caithaygood]

Here on twitter once again asking if people realize that elevator doors hold themselves and standing with your arm weirdly in front just puts you in everyone’s way

[cait. @caithaygood]

Can someone explain why Rome, Italy to ATL is 11 hours and 15 minutes but Rome to LAX is 12 hours and 50 minutes? …cannot compute

[cait. @caithaygood]

Someone should check on Atlanta weather people…I think they’re broken.

[cait. @caithaygood]

I have a brilliant idea: all doors that requiring pushing should not have a handle - just a flat area to indicate it’s a push. And all doors that require pulling should have a handle to indicate pulling. This doesn’t seem that hard.

[Rob Thomas @ThisIsRobThomas]

Anyone else get hellla sad to leave their dog for a few days?

[cait. @caithaygood]

I don’t care how hard influencers be influencing, I’m not shopping at Walmart.

[cait. @caithaygood]

How can Spring be so great and pollen be so terrible?

[cait. @caithaygood]

I had a virtual appt with @ADT this morning but they never called. Now I've been waiting on hold for 30 minutes to reschedule the appointment (ya know, that they missed). For a security system company, I see some issues here.

[cait. @caithaygood]

I sent a thank you note following an interview last week and I'm pretty sure I said "Regrets" instead of "Regards" at the end. I will absolutely not be checking to see though.

[cait. @caithaygood]

SO PROUD to call this incredible woman one of my closest friends!!

[Macy Mcfall @macymcfall1]

I am extremely honored to be named to the Georgia State University 40 Under 40 Class of 2023. #gastate40under40
https://t.co/5XPZg5h2js

[cait. @caithaygood]

Am I the only person that sees “paid vacation” and thinks someone’s going to pay for my vacation?

[cait. @caithaygood]

this is fascinating

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking news: A Fulton County judge has overturned Georgia’s six-week abortion ban, ruling that two key parts of the law “were plainly unconstitutional when drafted, voted upon, and enacted” and writing that the law cannot be enforced. https://t.co/vUln3ECFtv

[cait. @caithaygood]

HOWWWWW do you talk to a real live person at UPS? I've been trying for AN HOUR @UPS

[cait. @caithaygood]

Sometimes when my fiancé and I are disagreeing on some topic, I imagine telling my fictional therapist about the argument... and I just think @furhawn should know that she normally agrees with me.

[cait. @caithaygood]

Sometimes when I eat cheese I think about the article my dad sent about how your brain reacts to cheese just like crack and I am so proud of myself for picking such a yummy and healthy drug