D1abeetus

French Toast 💕 GCU 💜

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

To the guy my freshman year of college who mistook my insulin pen as a vape and asked to take a hit: I think about you often, homie. #type1diabetes

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

Just checking my Twitter for the first time in months to remind everyone to stop calling women “females” and that olives are disgusting. See ya in another 6 months or so 🤟🏻

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

Your mask can be a feed bag if you want. 🐴

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

I hate when customers say something along the lines of “dang, they’ve got you working on the holiday?” Yes! Because YOU ARE HERE RIGHT NOW

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

I was missing walks down lopes way at GCU, so I took a stroll to my neighborhood dumpster and all the memories came flooding back 💜🤘🏻 @LopesConfess @LopesBarstool

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

For the love of God, please stop calling women “females”

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

Remember I said this 9/28/2020: Lumify eye drops are going to be recalled because they WILL do some serious damage to people’s eyes!

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

The weather changed from sweating through my shirt while outside to sweating through my shirt while inside so fast, it’s fall!

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

The only reason I don’t want to play is because I’m fairly confident that I would win and then actually have to get a mullet 🤷🏻‍♀️

[justine @justinebach]

Okay party idea: everyone has to wear a mullet wig and at the end of the night everyone votes on who looks best. The person who wins the mullet party must then get a mullet.

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

It was a lil chilly this morning, so not to be dramatic or anything but Merry Christmas everybody! 🌲

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

@rianxmarie Don’t even live there anymore but 100% retweeting

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

Whoever decided that bringing back cheetah print was the move was severely mistaken

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

Everyday is quarantine when I’m visiting my mom in the boondocks of Montana, even before the Corona virus freak out 😂

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

In light of Father’s Day, I can say that my dad broke my heart long before any boy ever did. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

Damn, sure wish my dad would come up with a new & creative reason for why he’s not going to call me on my birthday each year. I’m kind of getting bored.

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

@amiee_stevens Ooh that’s a good one too!

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

After 16 years of school, I regret to admit that there are still words that I cannot spell. These include 1. Restaurant 2. Souvenir 3. Definitely 4. Hors d’oeuvres (I did have to use spell check to make this tweet)

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

@amiee_stevens How I would describe the perfect date

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

Conspiracy that GCU kicked us all out not because of the virus but because it’s getting hot and they don’t wanna pay to water all the damn grass? @LopesConfess

[D1abeetus @caitiewalgren]

Corona already took the toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and soap so now it’s coming for our graduation ceremony 😩 @LopesConfess