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[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

"I'm pretty sure when I'm 21, I'll handle my liquor better than you." -14 year old Aidan to me

[Backor McLaughlin @MBackor]

My girlfriends best friend told me “You might not be in the wedding, but I will be” and I’ve never been put in my place harder

[Carla Marie | media captivator + cat mom @theCarlaMarie]

Am I the only person not offended by @SebastianComedy? Come on, people. Sensitivity is ruining entertainment and pretty soon we’ll have none of it. #MTVVMAs

[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

Just from watching the show I can tell this audience can’t handle his humor. @SebastianComedy is funny as fuck, they should be telling the audience to LIGHTEN THE FUCK UPPPPPP

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

Twitter Is Livid About MTV VMA Host Sebastian Maniscalco's Safe Spaces Jokes https://t.co/f58BIY0hlF

[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

Not to be dramatic but I would die for @jvn KILLIN IT HENNYYYYYY @vmas ✨

[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

THE PURITY. MY HEART. I CANT.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_]

Me: *passed out drunk again*

My dog:

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

I swung on a wrecking ball naked.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The "Sunday night blues" (aka "The Sunday Scaries") is a psychological phenomenon where some people, particularly students and employees, feel anxiety when thinking about the start of the new week.

[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

@JazzyJPrime No, yours would be Jaighcubh! Lmfaoooo

[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

Hi, my name is Kaeghtlynne

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

If Social Media makes you feel Mad, Envious or Unhappy… Just get off…

[Queer Eye @QueerEye]

Use your voice. Use it for what matters to you. Use it to stand up for yourself, for your friends, for your neighbors, for those who don't have one as loud. You have power to create change, use it 👏😚

[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

My coworker’s name is Karen and her coworker at her other job calls her computer wife Karen bc of Spongebob I’M FUCKIN DONEEEEE can I go home now

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I am a whore for bedtime

[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

legalize ranch

[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

@elvisduran Killing Eve on Hulu. I’m hooked!

[Joe Gatto @Joe_Gatto]

Up your ass and to the left.

[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

Levels by @nickjonas is still an absolute BANGER

[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

@Postmates GR8 so u can tweet dis shit but not respond to my complaint with how shitty your app is THX

[ᴄ🥀 @caitmstg]

Kinda in luv w the fact that I can just chill w Seth’s mom and sister w/o him like I feel like that’s an important part of a relationship, being close to his fam bam 💜