bi-erasurehead

25. bisexual but in a jekyll and hyde kind of way. half-korean but it’s more of a perfect blue type deal.

[Maoist Standard English Professor @Bruhs0undFX]

I’m in the Paramount Studios genetic experiment labs cookin up movie stars yet unheard of. Chinese Tom Cruise two weeks till clone maturity. Dominican Ryan Gosling in vat 1172. Our scientists are on the cusp of an Italian version of that one huge Korean guy from Train To Busan.

[bi-erasurehead @cake_haver]

@lionesspike L

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Incredible new achievements in racism are being unlocked. This is the first time I've seen "Yelling at Sikh headwear for being Muslim" racism applied to an actual Muslim.

[CORRELL B @CORRELLB2]

TURNSTILE - NEVER ENOUGH (COVER)

[Nicholas Decker @captgouda24]

I am anti-fiction more generally. Why don’t you learn about things that actually happened?

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I tried 1/4th of one of those edibles that are made for fucking sociopaths who need to hot knife hockey pucks of kief every morning to feel anything and it produced an effect that was so alarming I had to excuse myself to read the Halo wiki in another room for 7 hours

[jimothy @jameswilsons]

bro was fucking up that pb&j . had a napkin tucked in and everything

[august @regularaugust]

The guilt settling in now that he realizes he made a Hitler biopic for 23% on Rotten Tomatoes

[Nuanced Film Takes @BadFilmTakes1]

Tight 90 bros, we're losing

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Nowadays they would probably have to call it Rosemary’s They/He. But perhaps not

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Bob Dylan

[Jonah Weiner @jonahweiner]

The most inspiring corner of twitter is “I could get used to this 😎” twitter

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

❓ @santa

[jasper 🍉 @CL0WNAH0LIC]

you're sitting on the couch, high off your ass, can barely differentiate your clothes from your skin, and Jerma985, completely sober, says this to you unprompted

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

This is what Bayonetta's husband puts up with every day