Cal(lan) Cur(ran)

the hello pharaoh guy

[k @shagadeIic]

.@bobdylan I have received the Messages you have encoded in your music, i am ready to follow your instructions

[Cal(lan) Cur(ran) @cal_cur_]

They call my body an animal cracker the way it Shirley be a Temple

[Brie “Stupid Twink” Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

it’s funny to think that this comic i doodled on my phone might be my biggest impact on the internet

[Cal(lan) Cur(ran) @cal_cur_]

Dave Chappelle Roan

[dog halloween @P1GBRAIN]

which one are you

[Cal(lan) Cur(ran) @cal_cur_]

@timecaptales BRING THESE BACK IMMEDIATELY
I don’t care that they were “discontinued for health and safety reasons” they were my only vice

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

12. Yogos, discontinued in 2010

[Cal(lan) Cur(ran) @cal_cur_]

People will come after me for saying that these suck and they’re the same people who were traumatized in elementary school by eating them
If Stockholm syndrome was a food

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Every time I do some weird new thing like an art or a sport I think "Man wouldnt it be crazy if I was just some natural prodigy at this and I never knew till now" and not only does that not happen but I am significantly worse than the other beginners

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

ranking music formats based on how much damage they would do it you threw it at someone, a thread:

[Cal(lan) Cur(ran) @cal_cur_]

@elizardbethc We haven’t had a good generationally defining assassination yet :(

[count dykecula 🦇 @gothesbian]

thrift store find

[Cal(lan) Cur(ran) @cal_cur_]

Up north

[alina 寧寧 @seapearlangel]

when i accidentally close my 47 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[Cal(lan) Cur(ran) @cal_cur_]

@saturns7thring like when ur idling or got stripped of ur credentials or something

[the horse named perseverance @darcyymoran]

lol so I saw @tyleroakley today and almost imploded

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

they should invent a type of situation that improves

[Cal(lan) Cur(ran) @cal_cur_]

Eating Al Pastor tacos next to an elderly woman who’s watching Seinfeld on a gaming laptop without headphones