Melanie Tilson

Hardcore Walking Dead fan, early 40s and plays PS5. Weird AF ( in a good way) :P

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

I'm moving next week, if only this existed irl #packingisapain #newhome https://t.co/TbVT5Ws1rP

[Weird Movie Brothers @WeirdMovieBros]

When you’re a 24 yr old piece of shit and you break into the home of a 73 yr old and threaten him and his wife with a knife and didn’t know he was a boxer, a marine, and hand to hand combat instructor. Oops!

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

When the dentist wants to perform more surgery on you on your birthday.......

[Ash @shncptly]

"I want you back"

Me talking to the money I spent for nothing

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

@KGieger2007 @ROEnetwork Get the Not A Hero DLC, you find out there :)

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

Treated myself 🤷‍♀️🍹 Gorgeous, but sadly about to be discontinued 😭 Going to buy the remaining bottles tomorrow #yousnoozeyoulose

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

@Stugs_ @TheWeirdWorld Well played @McDonaldsUK

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The “do not approach me I’m about to go home” procedure:

-Stand behind/lean uncomfortably over office chair
-Place hand on computer mouse, click angrily
-Whisper “come on” at monitor
-Frown and pretend you’re late for something important
-Rush out of door, go home, watch telly

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

@ResidentKendo2 @BranaghMarvin @MoekaCompra Me, I ran into him when running from Mr X 😂

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

@BranaghMarvin I let you live until you killed me first 💀😂

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

When you buy something full price a week ago, and then you find it half price 😡😡😡 #retailrage #happens2much

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

@apieceoftoaster I couldn't bring myself to. Well, not until I was running from Mr X, on Danger status then ran straight into Marvin. Well played, sir 😂👏👏

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

@TwitterGaming Resident Evil 3, would love to be scared 💩less by Nemesis in full HD. Hint, hint @Capcom_UK

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

@TheWalkingDead @JDMorgan

[Melanie Tilson @calamitous_81]

Never leave items in your wishlist too long 🤬 I'm going to have to decline your generous offer @AmazonUK