Cale Anderson

please don’t take me seriously

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

100 rts and he said I could do it @alecthegrom

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

@jplatypus_ Should’ve texted me first

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

@divacupgirlie4 This hurts more than u know

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

@pannell_14 Dude happened to me and my friends too! It’s called parosmia and it’s a symptom of Covid that like 1/20 people get. It sucks haha, has ruined French fries completely

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

@UberFacts We watched the same video on Reddit today

[matt @ohnoitmatt]

this guy is CRUSHED holy fuck

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

Guys I don’t wanna go on this date anymore

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

@ZackGiraffe Miss u 2 :(

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

is it too early to confess that I funkaweened with the winner of the bachelor of provo?

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

@Kaj_Anderson Come to the second floor reading room

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

@toastprincess6 10/10 Im really proud of you for this one

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

@angusbeefbb Too bad they won’t see this

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

@graceonbirdapp Im a little more controversial it seems 💅

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The Year 2020 as told by Arrested Development

[K Kaufman @kaufmap]

I cancelled my NYT’s subscription. I have to read foreign newspapers to get fact-based content or talk to Cale @caleanderson38

[🩸 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔪𝔲𝔤 𝔬𝔣 ℭ𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔤𝔬 🩸 @fall0nxx]

The morning after an emotional breakdown: maybe I overreacted

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

@samcraft98 Im gonna try and “what color is your heart today” myself into some pussy

[nik🥺 @nikkisodrizzy]

@Carrollisd This is the rhetoric being used by Jolyn Potenza the Directory Chair of Eubanks Intermediate School in Southlake. “Twats Lives Matter”?? This is beyond disrespectful and degrading, actions should be taken ASAP

Zero tolerance for racism, right?

[Cale Anderson @caleanderson38]

@ZackGiraffe Honestly they hit the nail in the head with this one