Caleb Tanui

Christ✝️
Investment 💰
Leadership

[Waigera @_waigera]

This is one of the best news that I’ve received this year 🥳🔥

Thank you to everyone who mentioned and retweeted on that post, you all made this possible 🥳🔥🙏🏼

I’ll ensure I shoot for you the best aviation video that I’ve ever done 🔥🥳

@KenyaAirways Monday morning i’ll be among the first kuingia kwa gate 😂😅

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

A lot of people have been asking, "Wakili, tuchanue... unafanya nini? Hata sisi tunataka G-Wagon kama wewe!" 😅
Well, here's a small part of what I do.
Real estate.
I buy, sell, invest, furnish, let properties, handle conveyancing, and work closely with developers. That's just one side of the hustle.
The point is this: don't limit yourself to one source of income. Explore opportunities, learn new skills, and build multiple streams.
Hustle ni mingi. Usilock mind yako kwa kitu moja. Utaumia sana hii Nairobi. 😂🏡🚗

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

This should be the least of your worries, man. Worry about your career, about your health, about your education. Don't twist an ankle worrying about things you can't control. Thunder might strike, the ground might open up, a volcano might erupt: live your life anyway.

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Clarkson’s Farm star Kaleb Cooper has married his long-term partner and mother of his three children, Taya Wilkinson, in a beautiful ceremony in Oxfordshire.

The farmhand, often lovingly nicknamed “The Fetus” by his sharp-tongued boss Jeremy Clarkson, rose to fame on the show in 2021 and has become one of its most popular stars.

The couple — parents to Oscar, 5, Willa, 3, and Ashton, 11 months — tied the knot in the Cotswolds, with Jeremy Clarkson attending alongside his girlfriend Lisa Hogan and an ensemble of other celebrities.

Kaleb shared the happy news on Instagram with his 3.2 million followers, posting a photo and caption that read -

“Such an amazing day yesterday celebrating our wedding! We both had the most amazing day! Mr and Mrs Cooper.”

He arrived at the 500-acre Merriscourt venue in Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, in a £250,000 McLaren supercar with son Oscar by his side.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Congratulations to the Coopers, may you always have health, happiness, and farming!
❤️

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

I saw guys wondering why Patrick, the greatest car salesman, never gives full specs za gari anauza. 😂
Well, for one, he’s showcasing 5 or 6 cars in a single video. If he started reading out every spec, the reel would be 30 minutes long.
Secondly, by the time you’re shopping for an LX600, I’m pretty sure you’ve already researched everything there is to know about the car. You’re not buying it because you don’t know the specs—you’re buying it because you’ve found the right one.

Anyway… this particular Golf GTI nataka tu 2M ya haraka 🔥🔥🔥.

0727526576

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Related unrelated .
Naturally in life we think so much of what might happen we forget to see what's happening .
Imagine going on a roadtrip and you keep thinking of if you'll get home more than putting your window and phone down and just living in an exact moment .
There's alot to life than it working out
Provided you can pay your bills on time the rest is just us complicating us
All this we have we will leave it here
Live a little .

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Eng. Luka Kipchumba Kimeli, DG @KeNHAKenya 🫡

I greet you today in the name of Lord Vishnu.

Not because I suspect you practice Hinduism, but because your fear for Lord Jesus is clearly at zero.

Probably because of Pastor Kanyari and his colleagues who’ve been using that name as a business name for so long you stopped taking it seriously.

But be assured Engineer, He is still very much operational.

I come to you most days NOT because I want your job.

I come because I genuinely believe your employment letter has my name written all over it.

Now look at this image.

That mountain of sand.

Sitting. In the MIDDLE of Waiyaki Way.

Opposite Njuguna’s place.

On one of the busiest highways in East Africa.

Just sitting there for days.

No warning signs.

No barriers. No apology. Just sand.

Proud sand. Unbothered sand.

Engineer, I know your children are abroad. Safe. Warm.

Probably in a country where a civil servant would lose sleep and their job if they left a sand mountain on a highway overnight.

But Wafula from Kangemi?

His children are squeezed in a single room in Kangemi.

They have nowhere to go.

But they want to see him come home.

Not in a casket.

Kamau from Kinoo?

Yes he drinks.

Yes he’s occasionally useless to his family on weekends.

But even his family who have every reason to complain would still rather hear his noise every evening than attend his funeral because a contractor left unmarked sand on Waiyaki Way at night.

This is conduct unbecoming Engineer.

Your equivalent abroad where your children live loses sleep over things like this.

You? You’re sleeping like a man with zero outstanding items.

You and I must agree on one thing today.

Let us hate mediocrity together.

Let us set a bare minimum, you from UoN, me from Kingeero Polytechnic and agree that mountains of sand on highways with zero warnings is below that minimum.

This has to be cleared today.

Not tomorrow. Today!

Your favorite villager. Still watching. Always watching. 👀

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

This man @PatrickCarSales is truly one of a kind. Despite being my neighbor, he's a good friend. We rarely see each other but when we meet, each conversation leaves a lasting impression. His bond with Goliath Wa Bungoma goes far beyond what people see on camera, they share genuine chemistry and mutual respect off-screen as well.

I was at CarSoko & I witnessed them shooting their marketing content. CarSoko wasn't just a workplace for Patrick, he became one of its defining faces. His dedication, consistency, and passion made him an irreplaceable part of the brand. That's the kind of impact every professional should strive for.

Gentlemen, there's a valuable lesson here,, whenever you're given an opportunity, give it your absolute best. Work with such excellence, commitment, and integrity such that replacing you becomes a challenge when you move on. That's how you build a legacy.

Patrick's departure from CarSoko has become a national talking point, and that alone speaks volumes about the impact he made. When you're truly exceptional, your work speaks for itself. Wishing Patrick nothing but success and greater achievements in this next chapter. The best is yet to come. IF YOU'RE BIG YOU'RE JUST BIG!!

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

You guys will call me a hater and I’m not one to pocket-watch nor dictate what makes anyone happy but if you never did mods on a Subbie or Mark X first, that extra stuff on German whips looks tacky - lowkey. Sina ubaya hata 😒

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Did not realize London cab drivers have to pass a rigorous test just to drive. They have to memorize hundreds of routes, thousands of streets, and verbally describe the shortest route between two points in the city.

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Welcome to 'Clarkson’s Government' 🤣

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

The loudest proof of wealth is not a designer suit—it is the freedom to enter a room without performing for anyone.

Titus Muya’s casual dress beside sharply suited executives tells a deeper story: ownership changes the balance of power.

Years ago, he was reportedly the founder, strategist, administrator and errand man building @FamilyBankKenya from the ground up.

Today, thousands of careers and decisions sit on foundations laid when few people were watching, applauding or believing.

That is the lesson many young Kenyans miss. Looking successful is expensive; becoming successful demands sacrifice, patience and ownership.

Clothes can create an impression, but only assets, institutions and cash flow can create lasting independence.

Money at its highest level does not merely buy luxury. It buys choice, time, dignity and the power to say no. It allows you to dress for comfort, speak without fear and occupy rooms where your work—not your appearance—commands respect.

Stop spending your best years trying to look rich before you have built anything. Build the company. Own the shares.

Create jobs. Accumulate productive assets. One day, people in expensive suits may sit around a table because of decisions you made in silence.

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

When it comes to getting things done, you basically have three options:
1. Knowing a guy;
2. Knowing a guy who knows a guy; or
3. Being the guy.

[Wantam @wakili_046]

8km/L na una cover 1000km means utatumia mafuta ya 8,000/= wakili. Utakuwa umesave😆

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

Sleep well tonight knowing that the same God who opened Sarah’s womb, promoted Joseph overnight, parted the Red Sea, and raised Lazarus is still working miracles over your life.

[Dethroat @Devie_Obudho]

@PesaWall This has to be the biggest scam in human history

[Eric @amerix]

“When the world pushes you to your knees, you are in the perfect position to pray. ”

— Rumi

[Kimani Ichung’wah @KIMANIICHUNGWAH]

Ni mbaaaaya

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Underline " with my wife" 😂

Sio jambazi wa "uko wapi leo?" Or that one you link with at Ibiza kila weekend na hana kazi , sio mtu mwenye unampeleka out lakini anapost tu chakula 😂 ata photodump hutokei .

Tell your neighbour "with my wife!"

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

The government hired dar to draw the JKIA masterplan. Good choice. For over a decade dar has been ranked the world's top airport design firm. They master planned Al Maktoum in Dubai, set to be the largest airport on earth. They worked on Hamad in Doha, named the world's best airport of 2024. They have planned or built 300 airports across six continents. When Kenya needed a plan, we reached for the very best in the world, and we were right to.

So now that the government has chosen the best to design it, we hope they will follow through and, in the same spirit of excellence, choose the best in the industry to build it. Kenyans are ready to throw their full weight behind this project. We are all tired of the old, leaking airport that has long outlived its usefulness.

Having seen the concept designs, I am quite excited. They are stunning and way better than any previous ones. The new terminal takes its cue from the savannah and the great migration, with a canopy that filters daylight the way the sun falls through the plains, a gateway that feels unmistakably Kenyan and world-class at the same time. This is the standard we should all be proud of. Now let us match it with a build, and a process, worthy of the drawings.

Get the documents here shared by oomf:

https://t.co/ICYqutytuP