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[max sweeney @call_me_max]

A Symbolic Analysis of Taylor Swift's Complete Works http://www.buzzfeed.com/woodycakes/a-symbolic-analysis-of-taylor-swifts-complete-z

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RT @autostraddle Sarah Warn Leaves Lesbian Website AfterEllen, Karman Kregloe Takes Over as Editor-in-Chief http://retwt.me/1taph

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if I get one more phone call about this transman with the twins i'm really gonna get so upset it's not my thing YOU KNOW? gonna go lift.

[max sweeney @call_me_max]

man you guys are all such nerds lol i had no idea! grace is in town, took me to her friend's doc. turns out im not pregnant after all.

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something really weird just happened. something ive only seen on deep space nine you guys. wow.

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quick question @betteporter and @mama_ti -- can i hold my home birth in your master bathroom? it's gonna be a girl.

[max sweeney @call_me_max]

I'm not a used car ... I'm a human being! With a mustache on my face! #lcast #lword

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man i was so fucked up when i filmed those scenes #lcast

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test computer machine twitter feed google baby head #lcast

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sorry @betteporter you snooze you lose. I've got the Jolie-Pitts on line one and Oprah-Gayle on line 2. I'll let you know when I have time.

[max sweeney @call_me_max]

also @thusspokejenny why do you need help learning photoshop, I thought you just bought shane a photoshop. leave me alone.

[max sweeney @call_me_max]

@thusspokejenny HE.

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Hey guys! Thanks to @alicethechart for telling me about this video! Wish there were guys like this on my show! http://tinyurl.com/cyobln

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I'm busting this pop stand. I wanna be in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. I'm a curious case. I want Carrie Bradshaw's tits.

[max sweeney @call_me_max]

fuck all of you in the ear.

[max sweeney @call_me_max]

fuck me in the ear. just fuck me in the ear.

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@scribegrrrl that used to be my favorite movie. now i know the golden ticket will never be mine and it's just depressing you know?

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@betteporter I CAN'T! I'm not IN THIS EPISODE. I pledge to be more tolerant of my neighbors 7am hammering. calming. repenting.

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This SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick! How am I supposed to BREATHE with this RACKET?!!!

[max sweeney @call_me_max]

Jackass 7am building a f'n fort next to my shack f'in up my nap and noise polluting the entire f'in nieghborhood with pounding steel!