Bette Porter

Mother & Curator for Porter-Wentworth Gallery

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Just voted Autostraddle.com for Best Online Magazine http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards

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The new @autostraddle redesign launched today. Go have a look! autostraddle.com

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un-american bureaucratic maggots attempting to inflict a right-wing agenda upon my civil rights: http://snurl.com/i6oy6 #yahoofail

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see @mama_ti, I won't yell anymore :-) http://tinyurl.com/dkaawy

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@call_me_max a race and gender blind utopia?

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I can't sleep. I have a nightmare where Candace is the only carpenter in town who can fix the railing, and Tina disappears. Deep breath.

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I'm calm! I'm calm. Everyone can do whatever they want anywhere in our house except the railing, put on La Boheme, I don't care. It's fine.

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@itsjustshane You're not serious.

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@alicethechart you're doing WHAT in our new master bathroom?

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I am plagued by a constant panic that our house will never sell. @alicethechart thinks we should advertise on "TLW wiki," whatever that is.

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I can't wait to get home and cuddle up with @mama_ti. What a strange night for Angie. @itsjustshane ... you have sounder, right?

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RT @thusspokejenny The L Word was so bad that I didn't even really die, I just changed my dress. Try and kill me, bitches. #lword #lcast

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Just for the record. I would never. NEVER. Make out with someone whose FOREHEAD. Doesn't MOVE. I went to Yale, bitches. #lcast #lword

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I am happy to be getting out of this incestious hotbed of lesbian IFC. #lcast #lword

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holy shit i look really fucking good all the time. #lcast

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oh lord don't play that part again. sometimes i get carried away. #lcast

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I seriously don't have time for this right now. #lcast

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@alicethechart Sure you aren't already passed out on our doorstep. the sitter's asking why Ang's been yelling "earth mama!" all day

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@itsjustshane @alicethechart okay @mama_ti and i are going to go back under our hood of boring now ... ;-)

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I just really hope we can get her into St. Ann's. I know it's a stretch. I'm hoping we can arrange a home birth for a new birth mom one day