Alice Pieszecki

webmistress, writer, radio/tv host and total vixen.

[Alice Pieszecki @alicethechart]

shane for wax ladies and gentlemen, shane for wax ... http://bit.ly/332rJi

[Alice Pieszecki @alicethechart]

when tayo played her sexy bass all the way into my little punky heart! like how tasha looks with her ... gun? (s)? #wheniknew @autostraddle

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ladies, you should follow @autostraddle. i mean, it's no ourchart but ... jk! thank GODDESS it's no OurChart! where's Tasha?

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OMG! This is SUCH BULLSHIT! @betteporter saw this bigoted bullshit on the front page of yahoo finance? #yahoofail http://snurl.com/i6oy6

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hey @betteporter @mama_ti me and @itsjustshane are having cocktails at ur pool, u should fix ur railing! shay's using it as a diving board

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I must know someone who knows someone who can get Lindsay Lohan on MY show. Right? My lesbian phone tree needs some more branches.

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what a GREAT DAY TO BE GAY!!! Soooo glad I'm not in prison, who needs a Daddy when Vermonters can have two daddies! http://snurl.com/ff5vw

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sidenote if lady gaga gives @itsjustshane the eye -- you know what i'm talking about -- i'm gonna FREAK OUT. not jenny-style. but u know.

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fuck you denbo you fucking ratfuck! http://snurl.com/f91kv

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I sooooo wish Tasha was at Dinah with me. Then I could kiss her cute face. So many cute faces! You all have SUCH cute faces!

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I haven't felt this relieved since Phyllis met Joyce. I Soooo am not a convict y'know? Hello, I LOVE accessories! http://snurl.com/f5ir8

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party on Dana! look im drnk but dana saidt his made her lolz: http://tinyurl.com/dh78wh

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@helena_uk what the frack? BETTY?! I soooo did not invite them! Something's fishy about this. Very suspicious. I'll make some phone calls.

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RT @itsjustshane: I love this girl, @helena_uk get her at the planet for kit's 60th bday party, i'll get pink&peaches http://snurl.com/eoa05

[Alice Pieszecki @alicethechart]

yoga, honey nut cheerios or drinking beer with @call_me_max? or painting my toenails.

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so @aleximelvin 's g-ma knew dinah shore. i have a question - did your grandmother KNOW Dinah Shore? LIKE know-KNOW her? Like biblically?

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nm @call_me_max APPARENTLY according to gawker-addict @thusspokejenny la magazine folded in february. i must have another marketable skill.

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but @call_me_max what if it was me? i was thinking about doing a feature on this whole "thing" for LA magazine. sooo much fun max. so much!

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ZOMG @call_me_max i am taking you out for ten beers and then we're hitting space mountain tomorrrowww!!! i knew that shit was impossible.

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@call_me_max spandex pantsuits for everyone? even smokin hot cops? ESPECIALLY spandex pantsuits for cops.