Helena Peabody

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

@itsjustshane l'll look into it, thanks. Can someone explain to me why I can't get BETTY off the list for Kit's party? Who invited them?

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

fabulous. now she's on the phone with Kit. i just heard "Don't worry bout a thing,peggy, my partner's got this club running on the up + UP!"

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

Note to self: do not confide ex-girlfriend problems with Mummy. That pulling the knife video circulating online isn't helping.

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

i don't even like bloody dum-dums. dylan brought me this bullshit lollipop from the bloody dentist. for her fangs. #lcast #lword.

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

so yeah ... that bloody happened. #wtf #lcast #lword

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

@carlytron thank you, i've worked so hard on my house ...

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

bloody hell why are computers so complicated. #lcast

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

@do_tell_dylan oh i don't know you might surprise yourself tonight.

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

@aleximelvin youasrare very beatiful i f you would liek to byu me a dirnk at clit club ir shebar whatsbloody ell

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

asdjkj well @do_tell_dylan walk away?! how dfo i just walk away maybe you could teach me toiafucking walk away wheredet whiskeys

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

@do_tell_dylan But you chsodoeee to walk dsaoujt the dorrr. iaadsmc chased you thsdbus station. nreded whiskey mur wisky @heybaratedner

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

id ont serth mufcoin movies on the TELEVISIONDS. ima fucking kill jenny. wftf rnadom people bloody dancing talking about hope bloody 'ell!

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

imasd gonan afucking GIRL adn i fcudjk you jenny so erevune can tfuckk itsn suck it ima gonna fuck sexy fuckin harassment who takes the BUS?

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

Why the FUCK did she come back into my life for ONE EPISODE? Just to leave again?! Why? What's the point? I'm gonna KILL @thusspokejenny!

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

hi @do_tell_dylan. You look smashing over there on my couch. You'd look even better if you shed some layers ...

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

You know, people really should listen to me sometimes. Because I'm right. So there. @alicethechart I'll be calling at 2 AM, expect me.

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

How the bloody hell did I get here? Who are these people?

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

This is the part where I start freaking out. Calmly, and Britishly, but freaking out nonetheless.

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

What happened to my mother? Is she still alive? I had a nightmare she showed up at Hit Club to talk me out of a bad decision.

[Helena Peabody @helena_uk]

<---- Epic Fail.