shane

i don't have a plan, that's the point.

[shane @itsjustshane]

www.autostraddle.com is looking very Shane today. And I'd know.

[shane @itsjustshane]

thanks for that al. cant wait to see your tweets at the custody hearing. also i dont drink cocktails!

[shane @itsjustshane]

I love this girl, @helena_uk get her at the planet for kit's 60th bday party, i'll get pink and peaches http://snurl.com/eoa05

[shane @itsjustshane]

oh @alicethechart @call_me_max i am so there. getting some tequilla shots for the no-longer-pregnant man tonight. Should be a good time.

[shane @itsjustshane]

@roahr shane will be where doing what shortly?

[shane @itsjustshane]

wanna see a video of me being an ass. thought so. this is such bullshit. http://snurl.com/dy5m4

[shane @itsjustshane]

hey @betteporter i gotta say, @alicethechart and angie's production of the little mermaid was pretty kick-ass, sonny did a cameo ...

[shane @itsjustshane]

yeah @thusspokejenny? get out ... haaha ... as long as it's not about the carnival, we're cool. see you in ten. i have oreos and beer.

[shane @itsjustshane]

@tvpersonality she means well. she really does. shit just gets fucked up sometimes.

[shane @itsjustshane]

wow. carmen. and. this show. i mean. things could've been so different. but i will try to remember the good parts ... yeah? #lcast #lword

[shane @itsjustshane]

fuck. fuck. fuck. what the fuck. where the. fuckin' fuckin fuck. it's like this whole thing has just been ... fuck. #lcast #lword

[shane @itsjustshane]

that is exactly what i sound like, @alicethechart #lcast

[shane @itsjustshane]

aw, dane. i liked the bangs but you've got something goin' on there ... yeah, i like it. #lcast

[shane @itsjustshane]

uhhh @thusspokejenny made me do this #lcast

[shane @itsjustshane]

@thusspokejenny don't. okay? jen. just don't. ill be home in like ten minutes okay? we can play that game u like with the costumes, ok? ok.

[shane @itsjustshane]

@alicethechart hey Al! Generally I think if it's something you can handle on text message, you should just keep it private. birthing, etc.

[shane @itsjustshane]

@thusspokejenny that was hot, i hope you're gonna bring it on later.

[shane @itsjustshane]

i'm really sorry that the camera keeps filming me and fucking this shit up. i'm just trying to never change, like ever.

[shane @itsjustshane]

shit, i wish pelosi had let me give her layers.

[shane @itsjustshane]

i like cake