Dylan Moreland

I'm a documentary filmmaker, and i'm in love.

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@thusspokejenny ohhh was "ilene" that sort of annoying authoritative voice looming over us, telling us to do fucked up shit?

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Fuck. I mean, seriously? I'm gonna go play with my new knife collection.

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I didn't get out of bed ALL day. I used to be such a productive person until I had this goddess laying beside me. @helena_uk

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@mama_ti Brooklyn is apparently the new Manhattan, but I've always loved the lower east side. Such freedom of humanity. Filmed a lot there.

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@helena_uk you knew I could never resist you.

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@alicethechart see? ;-)

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@alicethechart oh so it's an asshats-allowed event!? Fabulous. Maybe I will.

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@alicethechart Gross. I'd rather not visualize that. Congrats though.

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Check out this chick's fashion vlog. She's cool besides the fact that she semi likes jenny?! http://tinyurl.com/ajbdu9

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I want her back in my arms.. but I just can't handle this 'big brother' sh*t. Or in this case, 'big lesbo.'

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@aleximelvin ugh. skank.

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@alicethechart would you please take a breather from your 3-way mind sex and pry the whiskey from your friend Helena's hands?

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@helena_uk put the alcohol down, Helena, and walk away.

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This is bullshit. I never should have left that country with the rubber trees..

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@thusspokejenny f*ck off, jenny. you ruin everything. i think you've broken a record of ruining the MOST people's lives.

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@helena_uk that could easily be arranged.. what's in it for me??

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@alicethechart Hi Alice! Please tell the rest of the ladies that i finally got a twitter account! Thanks so much. -Dylan

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@mama_ti Tina, tell Helena to follow me on here! oh and you can follow me too.

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@helena_uk please follow me!

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I'm going to direct a documentary about true love, and there will only be one star.