Charlie Gehike

mostly complaining and making misguided attempts at humor | BOS ➡️ OC

[Charlie Gehike @calleng92]

weeeelllllll now that my app is updated and it says X, I'm officially out of here. I'm just gonna start texting some of y'all my tweets directly

[just matt @questionableway]

when you’re the dean of a community college and you have good news and bad news

[Charlie Gehike @calleng92]

orange county better take notice I stg

[Coby @Cobylefko]

Lancaster, CA transformed its downtown in just 8 months by redesigning it's main street from a mini-highway to a tree-lined boulevard.

For the cost of just $11.5M, the project has generated $273M in economic output since 2010, creating 800 jobs, and nearly doubling tax revenue!

[Andrew @Dub__A]

Bored at home, here’s a megathread of my photos of garage doors around Chicagoland

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Interviewer: Obviously, the cast is not here to promote the film due to the strike. Do you consider your presence on the red carpet a scab activity and do you yourself support unions?
College student getting paid minimum wage to dress as Cruella de Vil: WheRE Are MY puppiessss

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7.

For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵

[Sue Vlaki @domingdynasty]

I for one do not support the Seaportification of Fenway!! So bleak

[Charlie Gehike @calleng92]

I just learned Fran Drescher is the president of the actor's union!? Fuck yeah and hell yeah, Fran

[Charlie Gehike @calleng92]

As I sit in this STD clinic, condom dispensers and sexual health brochures lining the walls, I find myself staring at a special on the power of faith healing on the little waiting room tv. I feel... unnerved

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

Have you ever wondered where unsold clothes go?

This is Ghana.

[wesley @esleyeaton]

Wake up at noon
Edible at 12:01
Oppenheimer at 1:35pm
Taco Bell at 5
Barbie movie at 7

[Charlie Gehike @calleng92]

taking this the wrong way would entail thinking that this makes me a disney adult and I simply will not stand for that kind of slander

[Charlie Gehike @calleng92]

now don't take this the wrong way, but disney pride >>> weho pride

[Charlie Gehike @calleng92]

don't ask me to explain because I will

[Charlie Gehike @calleng92]

it feels surreal to be here but this group of straight ppl I'm with is planning a trip to a nickelback concert. I thought nickelback fans were a myth

[Charlie Gehike @calleng92]

For the record, I have no memory of tweeting this

[Charlie Gehike @calleng92]

Loving cars land is equivalent to loving eating ass

["Casey" Jones Podcast @CaseyJPod]

So I bought a computer from goodwill for 10 dollars to see if I could revive it, and I did. It’s filled with HUNDREDS of written reviews for gay pornography. I can’t stop laughing