Callie Darr

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

Highlight of my day!

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

Wake up bitch!!!! We day drinking!

[Brandalf the Blonde @xb0shi3x]

I am not feeling it today. Not even a little bit.

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x I dont know but it shattered in my purse and became a deadly weapon. I do remember that.

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x It almost cut my finger off but I puked on it a time or two, so I call it even. RIP couch

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x Same

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x I hate it so much!!!!! Let's go shoe shopping. You know those shoes are so bad.

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x That bitch is scary!

[World Surf League @wsl]

Congratulations, @kellyslater winner of the Billabong Pro Pipeline.
@billabong1973

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x You are disgusting!

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x Dang it! Im sorry. I'm trying to rearrange my living room but I just have a giant bean bag in the way. I don't know what to do!

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x Same!

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x I help when I can. I love you!

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

Just trying to do my job and some blonde bimbo driving a tennis shoe, honks at me, mean mugs me and then flips me the bird! People these days....@xb0shi3x

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x Omg! I think we need to get him a stroller that sits up like this for our shopping trips.

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x Thank you buddy!

[NBA @NBA]

🔥 TOP 100 PLAYS of 2020-21 🔥

"One of the highlights of the year!"

This @BrooklynNets comes in at No. 7.

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x Sorry our night was lame as hell. We lost our mojo!

[Callie Darr @callie_darr]

@xb0shi3x Omg my husband! 😍😍😍😍