Callie Jenkins

LRJ💘 CU ‘17

[Callie Jenkins @callieburdiss]

Two 1st graders are walking down the hallway and the little girl asks the little boy if he wants to go get breakfast and he said “I’ll do whatever you want if I’m with you” 😭 I love my job

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Heath heard me ask Logan if there was water in his hydro flask and when Logan said yes Heath came in my room to give it to me because he knew it was on Logan’s side of the bed. How freaking sweet is he? And they both wonder why I’m so spoiled 😂

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Is anyone else over the farmhouse/neutral trend? Like give me color and something other than rustic chic PLZ

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I had a dream last night that I married Morgan Wallen and then I woke up and realized it wasn’t real. How am I going to come back from this??? Logan already knows. He was upset it wasn’t real too 😂 @MorganWallen I’m here 💍 💍 💍

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@CarliDotson01 @RealTylerDotson SAME

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I’m laying in bed reading and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to turn on The Fault in Our Stars for background noise and now I’m reading Game of Thrones BAWLING about Hazel and Gus

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Okay but Olivia Rodrigo is a vibe

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Logan was making fun of me because I laughed really hard at a joke about a tadpole and a frog and he really looks at me with a straight face and said “it’s not funny... it’s the geography of a frog everyone knows how it works” 😂😂😂 OKAY

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So, tomorrow is Mother’s Day. Logan left the house over an hour ago to go get us a blizzard.... I wonder what he’s up to

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We’ve officially hit the point of parenting where we have to hide the roll of toilet paper from Shepherd

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I feel bad for people who don’t enjoy blaring Taylor Swift and singing at the top of their lungs because what did you listen to in middle school???

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It has taken Logan and I 3 and a half hours to watch an hour and a half show on Netflix #shepherd

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I go to Target to buy diapers and next thing you know BOOM my total is $250 what the actual

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I stopped for Dunkin’ the morning and while I was waiting for my order I over heard a woman’s order.... she wanted an extra large coffee with 15 cream and 8 sugars. I’ve thought about that all day

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You got any games on ur phone

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@taylor_jenk I knew I could count on you

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My name is Callie Jenkins and I’m addicted to Bath & Bodyworks candles and hand soap

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TEAM BRITTANY BITCH

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I was SO EXCITED for Firefly Lane to come to Netflix today. Made a chai latte for the occasion and Shep took a long enough nap for me to watch a couple episodes. It’s terrible. Complete opposite of the book. 0/10 recommend

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If you’re looking for a book to read, read The Nightingale. You will not be disappointed

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Heath can relate ANY scenario to an NBA player. Literally. I can talk about taking out the trash and next thing you know he’s been talking for 20 mins about a player I’ve never heard of doing something I care nothing about 😂 poor Heath