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man, i’m just here

[Boss Salani @mutssy_Salani]

In case you missed it!

The Astronomer CEO Andy Byron was caught cuddling his HR chief on the Coldplay kiss cam and here’s his statement and Coldplay’s response.🤣🤣🤣

[Matt Maeson @MattMaeson]

One day I’ll look back at my life and see the success I made with my career and the success I made with my family. I pray my family outshines anything I could do with my career.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Do Republicans REALLY want to allow presidents to run for a third term? Do they really want to lose to Obama AGAIN?

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Only in America do we ban TikTok before AR-15s.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

MAGA Logic:
-TikTok: Ban it
-Abortion: Ban it
-Marijuana: Ban it
-Drag shows: Ban it
-Immigration: Ban it
-Public Schools: Ban it
-Dialogue on racism: Ban it
-Books by Black or LGBTQ authors: Ban it
-Guns: BANS DON’T WORK YOU SNOWFLAKES

[َ @gir1genius]

hey chat …. not even gonna lie ….. i’m actually really scared about the future of america …..

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yo riz,

can we get the Loser Album from 2016 on spotify??

missing that old shit 🖤🌧️
@callmekarizma

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@callmekarizma good thing i bought them on ITunes…🥺

[:((( @callmeclickbait]

@natxdecker i’m in season 6 and i can tell you yes, you have to wait. i’m also impatient 🥺

[:((( @callmeclickbait]

@GlRLDETECTIVE straight facts 👌🏼

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@MyLivia_

y’all really need to contact me back before i cancel my subscription.

it’s really hard to use your product without sticky pads and i’ve been asking for 3 months now for them.

[:((( @callmeclickbait]

@jareauswift i mean - it’s not as glorious as it may seem 😂 - definitely miss having friends 😶

[Lucas Coly @iamlucascoly]

mfs hate when they can’t manipulate you lmaoooo

[violet @violetevening]

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you know twitter sometimes i wonder if im good enough for my friends. like how it would be if we never met. would they be happier ? would they be grateful ? would they have even paid attention to me ? im so tired of everyone lol

[Elise ⁷ @kasxelise]

i want friends but idk how to make them or keep them