Cal

just having a good time

[Cal @Callum_Alston]

all I do is eat and complain I'm fat

[肉魂菩薩 @anrxcangel1997]

lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.

[B @utdbrxy]

David Villa - goal catalogue

[Midnite @midnite]

Where would Man City be if they didn’t cheat? 🤷🏻‍♂️

We’ve taken the money pumped into the club by their owners, worked out which signings it funded each season and removed every Premier League goal those players scored.

Here’s what the leagues would look like…

A Thread 🧵👇🏼

[Wolf-E🚩🏴Juice Girl @ElleHasAGock]

My big hitters

[george @StokeyyG2]

Ousmane Dembele’s reaction to finding out this lad from Manchester supports Oldham Athletic…😂😂😂

[𝓸𝓶𝓰 𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓴𝓸 ♕ ★🧝🏽‍♂️ @DrakoAfoa]

YNW Melly's Murder On My Mind Open Mic, except it's Dexter Morgan.

[cuba4si @cuba4si]

The Craziest duo 😭😭😭😭

[Anime Rave @AniRave]

Sukuna opening Malevolent Shrine in Shibuya will always be the pinnacle of pure destruction 💀🔥

[squeeto @tyrdfyrgysyn]

@679bdapl @Uber_Support Fucking clankers.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Cape Verde qualifying for the Round of 32

[Remigration Station @TotalRemigrate]

Thanks to multiculturalism:

London is a shithole
Paris is a shithole
Berlin is a shithole
Amsterdam is a shithole
Vienna is a shithole
Barcelona is a shithole
Madrid is a shithole

[Chris Philp MP @CPhilpOfficial]

Smashing up property and attacking a police officer with a sledgehammer is not “protest”

It’s violence

Zack Polanski is a disgrace. Anyone voting Green is supporting this nonsense

[John Healey @JohnHealey_MP]

My letter to the Prime Minister

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

“This is the best opportunity I’ll get in my career to win a World Cup” 😏


Harry Kane feels he’s coming into this World Cup the fittest he’s ever been 💪


@HKane | @gabrielclarke05 | @England

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

I heard they’re reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might sign up myself.

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

i’m sick she is so beautiful

[NASA @NASA]

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

[AJ @mutoAJ]

Yuta: rika, give me everything
Rika: