Call Waiting

A poor seminary student riding out the interminable and miserable call process the best he can...

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

OK, @DaytonMBB you offer to cover phone expenses and reimburse gas mileage? How about a parsonage?

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

.@IUBB_Hoosiers do you offer pension and housing allowance?

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

Aw, geez, come on, this guy's got a job and I don't? https://t.co/WB3XCRvH0H

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Despite what you hear in the press, healthcare is coming along great. We are talking to many groups and it will end in a beautiful picture!

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

If you don't like it, I'll take your job. #desperate https://t.co/OqxUzi3TTi

[honest student pastor @honestsp__]

I'm almost positive the main reason I was hired was to babysitting the other staff members kids

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

You won't read about this on the MSM.

Dalek invasion of London as it happened, by @ExcelPope.

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

@AngryYouthGuy go by yourself! vacation on the church's dime!

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

In my experience, it's better to remain at the kennel. #youthministry https://t.co/TdIvxnLiGk

[Youth Group Boy @YouthGroupBoy]

Youth ministers are like the puppies of the church - "can we get one, please?!? I promise we'll take care of it this time."

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

No, church, I don't want to be your "Associate Pator." #smrt

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

Is it OK to respond to a rejection email by writing "That's OK, I don't want to work for someone who isn't intelligent enough to hire me"?

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

The next person to tell me "when God closes a door, He opens a window" is going to get throat-punched. #twomorerejectionstoday

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

My past ten years in a nutshell. https://t.co/bge3HiZeDo

[honest student pastor @honestsp__]

Parent: "you never told me about the retreat."
Me: sry, the texts, emails, bulletin, newsletter & 300 social media posts weren't enough Sry"

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

When your day starts with a rejection email and your name is spelled wrong.

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

Fire him. And hire me. https://t.co/eR3CqDJNtp

[Snooty Seminarian @SSeminarian]

The youth pastor just showed up an hour late to church saying he's not under the law but under grace.

We see you, youth pastor. We see you.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

Not me.

More Sunday School no-shows = more donuts. https://t.co/kax9xLw7Qd

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

Pretty much http://t.co/nbsA4ZsMlO

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

New Starbucks size...

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

If your church hires me, I promise to start church an hour later on the first day of #DaylightSavingTime.

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

If in my ten years in youth ministry I had charged $10 every time a kid tried to register late, I could retire. And wouldn't need a new job. https://t.co/2Y4gRboGuM

[Youth Group Boy @YouthGroupBoy]

Parents: I wish our youth minister was more professional
Youth Minister: *enforces deposit deadline
Parents: Well not like that

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

When you get all the way to the end of a ministry application and you realize that the church is dispensational #callwaiting #callprocess

[Call Waiting @callw8ing]

When a church asks you to fill out a Theological Position Questionnaire