NUFC Leo

New account. Aiming for five followers by the end of 2027. NUFC armchair fan season ticket holder. If I had £1m I’d buy a house with big robot legs.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@ToonPolls I still maintain they’ve been distracted gazing at photos of our new manager in his turtlenecks and double breasted suits, the smouldering sod

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@YSLRNUFC @LukeEdwardsTele You should head over to BBC Five Live where he speaks out loud about trying his best to convince Eddie to stay and an anecdote about telling him off occasionally. The best NUFC journo of all time.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@NUFCcook This is possibly the best summer ever from a Newcastle fan point of view. Sell four first teamers, the manager leaves, we hire the German Brad Pitt, and a brave new world opens up. There’s nothing about this I don’t like. Three bottles of wine. I’ve had three bottles of wine.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

This has been a big day for #NUFC content. All updates to be found on any #SAFC fan account.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@DAViiDxH1409 @sunderlandafc11 Glad we’ve found some common ground. I can now focus on #NUFC’s revolution and #SAFC fans can give their full attention to wondering why their club hasn’t signed anyone.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@DAViiDxH1409 @sunderlandafc11 Another excoriating win from a member of the titchiest fanbase in all the land. You should be proud. You’ve completely one upped me there, Davide. How humbled I feel.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@DAViiDxH1409 @sunderlandafc11 Bang on yet again, Dav. I’m glad you can count. You can count on the one finger all the players you’ve signed. That player having arthritis in his given his age. But hey ho, Daveyboy.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@DAViiDxH1409 @sunderlandafc11 Is that because you know it’ll inevitably look unflattering? That’s Hummel for you. We did warn you but you took no notice and continued to focus on your club not signing anyone

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@DAViiDxH1409 @sunderlandafc11 I can’t help it if no one wants to sign for your little club, Davos. There’s no need to start with the personal abuse because your new Sunderland shirt doesn’t fit you properly.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@ToonTakeover_ Bang on yet again, Toon Takeover hashtag NUFC. A total revolution, selling all the players you hate, and a push for the title by 2030. Never been a more exciting time to be an online #NUFC fan.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@DAViiDxH1409 @sunderlandafc11 No one’s signed and no one wants to sign, Davey. A club in turmoil.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@DFtm33 @sunderlandafc11 That’s one hell of a win for you, DFtm33…

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@DFtm33 @sunderlandafc11 Is he the 39 year old full back with a rich injury history and arthritis? I didn’t include him because you broke your transfer record signing him on a free and it didn’t seem appropriate

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@DAViiDxH1409 @sunderlandafc11 Bang on, DAViiD. No one wants to sign. That’s why no one’s signed. 🤝

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@Pooliemags1Ttv Is that because of the Saudi Arabian government’s reputation? I’ve heard it’s iffy.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@JoelBlandSport Will I be mentioned in it? I have a TNT Sports subscription and watched half the games last season.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@DFtm33 @sunderlandafc11 Thanks Disco33 cat emoji

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

A total revolution at #NUFC. Brilliant young manager coming in, some of the best young talent in Europe signed, while #SAFC haven’t signed a single player for their first ever apprentice level European campaign in their history, and been rejected by everyone they were linked with. Levels.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

A total revolution at #NUFC. Brilliant young manager coming in, some of the best young talent in Europe signed, while #SAFC haven’t signed a single player for their first ever apprentice level European campaign in their history, and been rejected by everyone they were linked with. Levels.

[NUFC Leo @calmdownleo]

@Im_RobM So am I. The most excited I’ve been all summer. I’m utterly intrigued by the new manager and I’m not even a turtleneck aficionado