heggs🔮

Vegetarian librarian; writer; salty desert sand witch. Exhausted.

[heggs🔮 @calorosa_]

when I die just throw me in the garbage https://t.co/9hrWA5MZ8S

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Shortage of burial space means thousands of bodies are exhumed from graves in Greece each year https://t.co/8vfkSw105B

[heggs🔮 @calorosa_]

I feel exposed

[Janis Ozolins @OzolinsJanis]

Relates to this legendary video by digitallybaffled. Check them out for a couple of more hilarious vids on Insta or TikTok. They're TOOOO good. 🤣

[Gudetama @gudetamatweets]

time to go nap… 💤 #mondaymotivation

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

the rule of being alive right now is to not bet against the dumbest possible outcome coming to fruition

[heggs🔮 @calorosa_]

just getting around to reading Research Futures 2.0 from #elsevier, lol

[Aron Croft - Hidden ADHD @aroncroft]

ADHD Things #ADHD #ADHDAwareness #ADHDMemes

[JP @jpbrammer]

I will harness the power of deceit to trick my brain into optimal outcomes

[heggs🔮 @calorosa_]

Reminding me of the passage of time in this way counts as assault and I will be consulting w/ my fat cat lawyers about my options

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith was released on this day 16 years ago

[Stacked Librarian @StckedLibrarian]

Them: “I miss libraries.”
Us: “Help us advocate for funding.”
Them: “Not like that.”

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Can’t take the heat but don’t wanna lose my feet...

📹 @Ketnipz

[heggs🔮 @calorosa_]

In a virtual meeting you get my brain, which is the most important part, and it is enough.

[heggs🔮 @calorosa_]

TIRED of more senior colleagues aching to 'sit around a table' to have a meeting about something.

NO! Zoom/Teams/etc. is FINE. Please DON'T make me come sit in the same room w/ ppl where I have to pretend w/ my entire body to be happy/interested/engaged.

[heggs🔮 @calorosa_]

https://t.co/0WdoCjzTmE
Feeling extra seen by @NYTParenting today

[heggs🔮 @calorosa_]

I got my 2 #PfizerCovidVaccine doses in different arms, and since the 2nd dose I get random pains in BOTH arms.

THIS IS WEIRD AND COOL AND I WANT @CDCgov TO KNOW ABOUT IT

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

this is the ideal relationship, this is what peak friendship looks like

[heggs🔮 @calorosa_]

I know it's a big deal that there's some impertinent skiff blocking the suez canal because of the supply chain or whatever, but learning about it just made me laugh for like 30 minutes straight, so

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

“Stop crying, it’s just a movie.”
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The movie:

[heggs🔮 @calorosa_]

Trying to watch the new @MollyOfDenali episode on @PBSKIDS video app, but the dialog track is missing? Tried on my phone and on a smart TV, and it's the same in both devices. Help!?