elaine

hi

[🌅 @raysunsk]

Bruh my roommate eat like shit

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

I've been using baby gates wrong my entire life.

[elaine @calorwies]

@bunw_ Posted for the first time in a while

[elaine @calorwies]

@iblamezaksomuch this is absolutely getting out of hand

[elaine @calorwies]

maybe next year i won’t be Fat

[elaine @calorwies]

@iblamezaksomuch why the fuck do u have the blue check mark u ******* ******** *** ***** get a load of this guy

[elaine @calorwies]

@iblamezaksomuch Ok. goodnight forever you take too long

[elaine @calorwies]

@mikusbestlover @cardierframez why do kids use bubblegum toothpaste and not mint ??
maybe wipes advertised like this would motivate kids to use the toilet and motivate learning potty trainers

[elaine @calorwies]

@iblamezaksomuch you didn’t need to repost this but ok 👍

[elaine @calorwies]

@iblamezaksomuch i look at your goddamn twitter 1 time and now i get sent notifications for all your shitposting

[elaine @calorwies]

STARBUCKS ADDICTION IN ITS PEAK

[elaine @calorwies]

@g_a_u_s_s_i_n_g idk anything about this, does the microchip do anything for your partner?

[angle @anglebeatss]

i give up, FUCK the cut

[elaine @calorwies]

since when was fast food nearly $40 for 2 people fuck off

[elaine @calorwies]

@0moriluvr ugh fine but like Are you sureee? Maybe at least get oatmilk

[elaine @calorwies]

girl there is no way ur enjoying that sugar free syrup almond milk coffee