Calvin

[tessa @lifeofso]

So apparently you can break “house rules” on @Airbnb without staying at the property🤡

Host tried to make me pay off-platform (cash/bank transfer), I refused, they canceled—then left me a review saying I broke the rules.

Airbnb sided with them. 🧵

[Calvin @CalPhung]

@bearz1352 @acosta32_jp 😂

[__iTweet__ @__iTweet__]

@V1N1JR @kanjlrou The tattoo artist the second he finished the tat

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

her: are u fucking stupid???

me:

[Steve in Crowtown @StevenCrowtown]

@adizlady @Matthew84670841 Deleted, but the internet is forever 😂😂

[Coochiemaine @Coochiemaine3]

@crackcobain__ Bros PS4 is gonna be like this trying to load the map.

[streamer university 2026 valedictorian @cumaru_riff]

@hoopculture13 Bro i put u one time cus i thought it said donovan mitchel u trash

[DIVINE @divinexavierxx]

@shannonsharpeee “Whats the last thing you remember?”

bro:

[A @twan1021]

@mma_orbit The store owner when he realized who broke the door: 😂😂😂

[Sullivan King 🩸 @SullivanKing]

Damn, someone rly stared a petition for me to replace Steven Tyler in Aerosmith due to his vocal injury (it's me, I started the petition)

[André 2999 @_SHANghai]

@ItsJustPotBeats 😂😂 he was in the stands checkin people parlays “You need who to score? I got you bro”

[❄️ Pot ❄️ @ItsJustPotBeats]

Boy was in the stands like “pick a play and I’ll run it rn on god”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

did captain america throw that wheel at the end?

[Boyardee @XboyardeeX]

@fbgwayno Mf said

[Bask @baskgod]

You said he shoulda been what big bruh

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: LeBron James plans to commit to Team U.S.A. next summer along with Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant, Anthony Davis, Jayson Tatum and Draymond Green, per @ShamsCharania

“Separately, Phoenix’s Devin Booker, Portland’s Damian Lillard, Sacramento’s De’Aaron Fox and Dallas’ Kyrie Irving also have serious interest in committing, league sources said.”