CalumTorn

Dad bod, bearded, bi, bear. Do you need to know anything else?

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Nigel Farage spent two years as Clacton’s MP barely mentioning the town in Parliament, turning up to vote only a third of the time, and raking in over £2 million on the side while Jaywick stayed the most deprived place in England.

Now he’s suddenly knocking on every door begging for votes because he needs Clacton to save his skin.

Funny how the place only matters when his arse is on the line.

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@Esperacchi 👑

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@_josephine0_ What is 'leftover bacon'

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Fuck yes.

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@yasminadiaries Oh dear god!

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@_josephine0_ Hope

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@SaiB0i Hell imma both x

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@StagecoachEMid That's a very nondescript way of not caring. Thanks.

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@StagecoachEMid any reason why the 23:04 number 16 bus at gowts bridge didn't arrive after the app saying it was due and the bus stop saying it was 5 minutes away for 10 minutes then vanishing? Happened with the number 9 due after it too???

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@tonygenius69 I volunteer as tribute

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@MissYasminaKhan Jesus. I wish!

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@tonygenius69 @kennie_mas In a fucking heartbeat

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

People of Clacton, this is your time: vote @CountBinface !

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

The unity candidate : @CountBinface

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@Thelucaknight @lenn_and_jayden Jesus!

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@DakotaFTM Eat it until it shook.

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@Thelucaknight @freaky_bandit_ In a heartbeat!

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@StagecoachEMid Not publicly haha. Feel free to DM me and I shall reply ASAP. Thank you.

[CalumTorn @calum_torn]

@StagecoachEMid - is there an issue with the app? Just bought a ticket that it cannot access. This is my third issue with being tickets in under a week. So far, I am owed £7.50 I would like the appropriate email address to discuss please as my last app message has gone unheeded.