Henry Kolland

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oxford commas can lovingly shampoo my crabby crotch

[Henry Kolland @CambridgeColon]

@NotKenHolland Look, this was a 105 point team. So I think we all know what that means…

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@OttSensFan18 @ReinoFanClub13 @MedicalMewtwo Oh I agree, it’s crazy. I’m getting messages about it all the time. And not even just DMs. I’m in line to get a bagel this morning, just behind me taps me on the shoulder, says “You hearing about this Robertson kid? Wants $15 mil a year. You believe that shit?” I said no.

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@cashmeout2s @JohnnyLeafs67 @J_Swish24 @Nealerrr I own a home, you can’t talk to me that way.

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@tylerwfy_v3 @tupacisscene @J_Swish24 @Nealerrr I bet your dad has called you a bitch on multiple occasions.

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@mrgrozz Tkachuk making it into the HHOF is what they *thought* DEI practices would be.

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@JaQuaviousCS @HaterReport Did you like the taste of your dad’s dick?

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@vi__XXVII @CokeSipper Who let this bitch tweet?

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@kcpackers10 @shirokonek0chan @niasimonexo

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@blueballknower @J_Swish24 Which is worse? Giving yourself a nickname or being the loser who actually calls you by the self-appointed nickname?

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@J_Swish24 @Nealerrr Probably that you’re chirping the GM of a Stanley cup champion over his twitter bio while your resume seems to consist of “played in the AHL” and “(maybe) finished high school.”

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@CoachFHM What’s impressive about this tweet is that you were able to try to get the attention you crave from your parents both in the physical gym space AND on twitter. Your attention whore spirit is so strong!

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@Neutral_OC If I saw that happened to my kid, the perpetrator would lose most of the skin on his face as I cheese grated it into the asphalt.

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@KS_CU_Buffs_Fan You’re mad because you’d rather have a cock shoved down your throat but you look terrible in mesh tank tops.

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@BauerOutage Because they think you’re that much of a dickhead. Which, of course you are.

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@RickCanale @Floridagirl0850 Only about 15-20 is necessary. What a lazy assessment from that doctor.

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@sweetcarolinatv @heynosy2020 Bet he prayed for that death to get away from you.

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@PHXFansAZ You gonna cry about it more, pussy?

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@Joseph639419682 @Healwaysclips I bet your dad signs when he looks at you.

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@kcpackers10 @shirokonek0chan @niasimonexo The fuck it is. You pay a C-note and get your dick sucked. Grow up. 😂

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@HypergamousB @niasimonexo Bro was in there doing the Penguin.