Cambam

I’m 5’3 when I’m not standing on my wallet

[Cambam @camdunk_]

I AM CAMERON MOTHERFHOCKING CLEMENTS

[Cambam @camdunk_]

sorry i went absolutely feral shaking an insane amount of ass at @PlanetFitness they were playing outrageous by britney spears and choreo is cardio

[Cambam @camdunk_]

The nfl draft has the same energy as sorority bid day

[Cambam @camdunk_]

Workshopping my tweets with my mom big things in the works

[Nieltown @nieltown]

“Here comes the second plane, sir”

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

Hi guys, I'm eating a banana as reward, very yummy very tasty I like it 😀 I'm looking for a job

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life because you’ll be unemployed

[Angry SkyCrane™ @AngrySkycrane]

Please... My son... he is very sick.

[charles 🍯🐦 / genkibutch on 🦋 @alterego]

i still can’t believe this absolute classic of a tweet got deleted

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

the galaxy looks like a rug. quit your job and do whatever you want.

[Money Doug @Money__Doug]

Personally I do not think the cops should have a killdozer

[Cambam @camdunk_]

I will start a religion for you Kevin

[fka sids @yungsids]

tame impala cover of say it right by nelly furtado

[$AM𖤐 @40SANDSHORTiEZ]

i love american history

[chules (dimwit) @notyouknowsimba]

lmfaoooooo

[aj @ajbabyboi]

this is now a thomas edison hate account

[i dont give a @hoovershit]

COMING INSIDE OF YOUR BODY LIVE FROM SATURDAY! ITS TV ITS THE NEW YORK TV SHOW ABOUT SATURDAY! TELL US YOUR JOKES MISTER FUNNY MAN! LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS A DAY! IT IS SATURDAY! NIGHT! SO MAKE ME LAUGH! AHAHHHHH