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[L P @camembe]

@E_N_O lol

[L P @camembe]

ASOS delivery today with a packet of Polos inside. In the current climate, should I report this to the authorities? #critical

[The Antique Football @AntiqueFootball]

The referee tosses up a coin on a snow-covered football pitch at the start of the match between Arsenal and Manchester United at Highbury, 1926.

Photo: Getty Images

[L P @camembe]

"If it was all in my mind I could see a psychiatrist, but this is real." --Man with pigeon living on his head

[L P @camembe]

@davidmackau rich cunts dying

[L P @camembe]

It's that time of year again

[Paavo Jarvi @paavo_jarvi]

Ballroom Dancing meet Satan in the Insane asylum!
I like it!! Hahaaa!
#Finland
#Eurovision23
#paavojarvi 🇺🇦

[Metropolitan Opera @MetOpera]

For this evening's performance of Verdi's Aida, the role of Ramfis will now be sung by Harold Wilson. #castchange

[L P @camembe]

@AVWoman You're older than Lord Russell.

[L P @camembe]

the richard osmanisation of the labour party

[L P @camembe]

@LNER Hi - I booked a ticket through the LNER website for a Hull Trains service on November 5 from Doncaster to King's Cross that's been cancelled because of the strike. Can I use the ticket to travel on any Nov 4 service, or only on other Hull Trains services?

[Richard Burton @BurtonDiaries]

Dec 7 68 I have a record on of 'five thousand Welsh voices' singing 'Mae d'eisiau di bob awr' Enough to drive you daft with nostalgia. Oh yes boys. Christ this hymn is driving me melancholy mad. The dead stand up in rows before my bloodshot eyes. Sod death. Sod age. Sod grief.

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

[centrist]: unpopular opinion, but the liquid relentlessly dousing leftists' legs is simply rainfall, not 'keir starmer's piss' as they're all histrionically claiming

[5 minutes later]: so this seems to have annoyed all the usual corbynistas, my replies are an absolute state 🙄

[L P @camembe]

@Unwise_Trousers Harry Potter und der Zauberberg

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

hot girl summer is over it's time for fall of man

[L P @camembe]

how it started how it's going

[L P @camembe]

@tristandross cary grant hologram

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

prince phillip died doing what he loved best; dying

[Tristan Cork Post @TristanCorkPost]

Police in Bristol today confirmed the officer who they said suffered a broken arm in Sunday’s riots, didn’t have a broken arm, & the officer who they said had broken ribs didn’t suffer broken ribs.
Police said 40 officers were injured, however.
https://t.co/rTCchX5MZi

[molly smith @pastachips]

This is an old story but worth bearing in mind: "Injuries" reported by the police included six insect bites, one officer "stung on finger by possible wasp", three toothaches (!), three officers with heat exhaustion and several with headaches. https://t.co/PY3Q0BQ6q3

[L P @camembe]

@GMjtis @TarjeiJS @LevAronian FIDE recently changed their regs for switching federations, curiously: https://t.co/fGIvDp89Aw