Cameron

Trust your gut

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

One of my key announcements at the Party Conference will be the replacement of cycle lanes with helicopter lanes.
#CPC23

[verypete lambert @Prof_Quiteamess]

I honestly recommend watching the entire LOTR trilogy with swedish subtitles on, just for this beautiful moment

[XBOX @XBOX]

Bring the ultimate bounty home!

RT with #TheMandalorianXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X & S.

No purchase necessary, ends 8pm 5/11/23. Open only to Xbox supported regions. Must be 18+ to enter. Official rules: https://t.co/Sp0qAHim5H

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

This is really, really good.

[November @postoctobrist]

peace out losers

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

So preoccupied with whether I could, I didn't stop to think if I should. But I did... I put Mr Blobby in Jurassic Park.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Interesting British conversations #82:

“4.30pm and still light”
“Yeah, makes a difference”

[Cameron @cameronT180]

@MaraWilson Just don't leave then 😂

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

Met Police vs. Protestors

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

For someone who’s obsessed with defeating Sauron, seems strange that Galadriel responds to his reemergence by giving some hobbits a glowy thing and some magic biscuits and getting on with her day. What happened baby?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Get up to much today?”
“Ah, this and that. Was proclaimed king.”

[Cameron @cameronT180]

#NewProfilePic

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The Tory leadership contest enters it’s 42nd week.
Sunak promises to electrocute people earning less than the median income.
Truss to bring back capital punishment for those not singing the national anthem loudly enough.
The Telegraph suggests both need to be more right wing.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[Paddy McGuinness ❤️ @PaddyMcGuinness]

Nothing says weekend like a cold blooded murder. #Caturday

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Nine Tory leadership candidates; nine Nazgûl

[Gabriel Pogrund @Gabriel_Pogrund]

EXCLUSIVE: Boris Johnson lobbied for a public role for a young woman who says he abused his power to have a sexual relationship with her

The PM was confronted at the height of the #MeToo movement in 2017, when she told him she was still “shaken and upset”
https://t.co/FZtujTL2D1

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Tory leadership candidates seem to be divided into whether you’d like someone to check their hard drive or their patio

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

I hope Paddington likes it in Rwanda.