Cameron Anderson

[Cameron Anderson @cameronanderson]

@LombardiHimself Tacos Marquitos across from Bulldog Stadium

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

these predictable & frustrating Bucs 1st down runs average -0.11 EPA/att & often force Tampa into 3rd downs

so I'm RUNNING this contest

for every Bucs 1st down RB handoff on Sunday I'll add $100 to the pot & give it all away

rules:
follow me & @SharpFBAnalysis + retweet this

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

It's a Super Bowl victory, not the purge.

[Cameron Anderson @cameronanderson]

@corypina I had to double check that this wasn’t @TheOnion

[Cameron Anderson @cameronanderson]

@corypina

[The Ringer @ringer]

We feel for you, Los Angeles

(this hurts.)

[Cameron Anderson @cameronanderson]

Major iPhone FaceTime bug lets you hear the audio of the person you are calling ... before they pick up - 9to5Mac https://t.co/AweHo0VPIW

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Here are the details. Very simple, really:

🚨 RETWEET TO WIN 🚨
(a #MadBum Nutcracker)

#SFGHolidayLineup | #SFGiants

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

Child: *picks nose*
Parent: Ew

My brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

Me: ACTUALLY THE SHEER VOLUME OF OCEAN ANIMALS THAT FEED ON DETRITUS-FILLED MUCUS LIKE JELLIES AND VAMPIRE SQUID SUGGESTS THAT BOOGER-EATING IS A HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL GASTRONOMIC ENDEAVOR

[Cory @corypina]

Taco Trucks On Every Corner 2020

[Cameron Anderson @cameronanderson]

@corypina

[OK! Science Facts @ok_science]

Early computers were the size of a large room and consumed huge amounts of human blood.

[Cameron Anderson @cameronanderson]

@corypina White people are funny.

[Cameron Anderson @cameronanderson]

@corypina That's really mean to Aquaman.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Can't believe NASA is getting rid of SpaceBook. We were on the verge of learning if social networking sites could support intelligent life!

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

News @NewYorkerFest: Arrested Development coming back for one more TV season before movie. #ArrestedDevelopment #tnyfest

[Cameron Anderson @cameronanderson]

@corypina http://t.co/RwmAXmW

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

"We have to eat this before it goes bad." - every single person who has ever eaten guacamole.

[Cameron Anderson @cameronanderson]

This classroom is full of computer science majors and no one can make the computer display on the projector.