when we’re on stage with you, we’re happier than ever 🎶💚
Fortnite Festival Season 3 is live now, with @billieeilish as our featured artist!
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i can’t stop drinking oil. i CAN’T stop drinking oil. i just, can’t stop i can’t stop drinking, 「crude oil」y’no the black stuff? that comes in barrels? i can’t stop drinking it! ijustcant! it’s tantalizing… it’s addicting… it is… a Delicacy. i love it. i can’t stop drinking
Someone told me my socks have holes in them
I said yeah she has 3. I mean they
(For this one, recall that Socks is the name of that nonbinary roommate from those jokes)