Candi Clare

The other half of @figuringitoutcs

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

I have one pan.

[Leah Siegel @thisisfirehorse]

you guys I got really depressed & made this sick comedy show -- it was easy. i called my friend @candiclare & she nailed it. Psyched to see tomorrow's line up. Join us in https://t.co/IkG4kNJO1j It is deeply superior to the online comedy you've been trying to enjoy in zoom et al.

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

@ComedyGroupie @jenmurphycomedy 😂 Keepin’ it real fo real.

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

@ComedyGroupie Yes! Pool’s ready soon, girl!

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

@ComedyGroupie @MariaHeinegg HAHA

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

@ComedyGroupie Hahaha! Epic woods stories.

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

You ever swim in jeans?

[Popular Mechanics @PopMech]

The Hot Tub Hammock is the Perfect Relaxation Gadget For Campouts

[Comedy Groupie @ComedyGroupie]

That was fun!
📸 @candiclare

[Steve Lipman @SteveJLipman]

This week on Figuring It Out, we talked with Amy Hawthorne and James Mattern about the state of the comedy industry and sexual misconduct in comedy.

@ComedyGroupie
@JamesLmattern
@candiclare
@NewYorkComedy
@FiguringItOutCS
https://t.co/UvRTr4Lyyu

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

It’s just amazing that police will murder an innocent lady while serving a no-knock warrant and then turn around and demand accountability from fast food workers.

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

@amyehawthorne HAHAHAHA

[Steve Lipman @SteveJLipman]

On the new episode of Figuring it Out, we talk to our friend, comedian and Vice News corespondent Alzo Slade about his experiences covering the protests in Minnesota, interviewing Philando Castile’s mother & Juneteenth in Tulsa.

@alzoslade
@candiclare
https://t.co/eOmNBK9liS

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

Back at the end of March, maybe early April, I looked into human hibernation. Any advances made yet?

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

What a world.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

We've had a weekend of crowd size jokes and a walk of shame, but let's not forget the tragedy that surrounds us. In a series of tweets, @anylaurie16 shared her mother's death from COVID. It's heartbreaking, with some sad laughs. Multiply this by over 120k. https://t.co/62qe6mbUjy

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

@ComedyGroupie HA! I feel this so hard.

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you throw hot coffee on the face of anyone not wearing a mask.

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

@anylaurie16 Sending so much love, Laurie!

[Gabe Mollica @GabeMollica]

Heads Up! but the answers are mean Ellen stories

[Candi Clare @candiclare]

Once high on coke, I decided I was gonna get into the financial markets. A day trader if you will. And then the coke wore off and I ate Popeye’s twice that day. Now I wonder which part of that was a mistake.

[Steve Lipman @SteveJLipman]

Hey. @FiguringItOutCS returns next week in a big way. We're all gonna get through this together. @candiclare

[Michele Romanow @MicheleRomanow]

Here’s my offer. I will give you 100% of your rent up to $2000 if you help me spread the #staythefuckhome message by retweeting this, following me, and tagging someone that is #stayingthefuckhome.