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We work in joy! 😂😂

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@mattruby It's facts!

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

It’s weird that the only thing that tanks the stock market is people having jobs. #BankCrash

[Graham Kay @mrgrahamkay]

Ladies, not sure if you’re into bad boys but I haven’t changed any of my clocks yet today.

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@AndyFiori Same 🫏
Clearly we are superior intelligence both sides brain people

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I hate having to admit I once lived in RI, but I'm oddly proud of having the same phone number since 2006

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Seriously, forget the Marvel bod, no way Chris Pratt could do this

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Literally the only thing I care about from tonight's Oscars

[Variety @Variety]

Here's the energetic performance of "Naatu Naatu" from #RRR at the #Oscars. https://t.co/ndiKiHeOT5

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👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 THIS
🔥🔥🦁🦁🏹🏹

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

I’ve seen RRR twice, if you haven’t seen it even once, you know where the unfollow button is.

[Katie Hannigan @katiehannigan]

I've always thought it's funny, the amount of emotional manipulation that goes into a surprise party.
"Wow Julie, looks like, no one remembered your birthday...." Thanks, you are a great friend, or raging narcissist.

[Mateen Stewart @MateenStewart]

Tennessee just banned drag shows but the KKK and other white supremacy groups can meet freely.

A drag queen has never called me a ni99er.

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

The Mexican Cartel apologizes better than Elon Musk.

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@RobbySlowik Sounds like a great idea.. but just spitballing here... What if we charged them crippling amounts of money to do so? 🚕

[Katie Hannigan @katiehannigan]

Friends from home are like : Moving to NYC from Iowa and seeking an apartment! me and huz don’t need much, just a 2 bedroom with washer dryer and an outdoor space for our 5 purebred St. Bernard rescues. Under $1200 a must!

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

Americans thinking 20% of Americans make a million dollars a year might be the wildest one. No wonder no one want to raise taxes, we all think we have a 1-in-5 chance of being signed to play Special Teams for the Raiders

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@NotAlexis God damn!! 🙌🙌🙌

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@JonoZalay Are you recruiting for a cult?

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I wish my phone knew when I'd had too much coffee and could just put a content warning on all my texts.

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@SelenaCoppock So fancy!

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@stuartbthompson 😘

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I'm sure someone needs to hear this right now: You CAN find a boss who pays you what you're worth and respects your time

Pro tip: They are more likely to be a woman.

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@SoCalFranchize No but it's statistically more prevalent amongst the XYs