Cyndy

My anger's no longer contained to 120 characters? Cool. So far left, so far. #resistreload

[Cyndy @candrews9]

@SpiritAirlines so 2 hour delay, miss the rehearsal dinner, phone agent pointed me to this page since your messaging isn’t working either, and the form is gone and back to messaging that doesn’t work. 0 stars. First and last flight with you.

[Cyndy @candrews9]

Why we never buy @bluebuffalo - when have you ever opened a can of food and there was mold?

We’ll just wait for the Chewy order to arrive. Please stop feeding your animals this crap.

[Cyndy @candrews9]

@Google can anyone explain to me what this email is supposed to mean? I literally don’t care what country your customer service is in but this is just gibberish and I still don’t have some thing that I ordered a while ago.

[Cyndy @candrews9]

@SierraNevada sidenote checked your replies- thanks for only writing back to men. Looks good on ya.

[Cyndy @candrews9]

@SierraNevada listen I'm married to CA boy and we live in VT now and I need you to know this Pale Points thing will be the reason for our divorce. Either make it PC friendly or offer CS to either the uploaders or spouses. Bad UX/UI. I've never wished he was a Bud man till now.

[Cyndy @candrews9]

Just asked him to put in a help ticket - his least favorite thing to do. But the site does not work. This is supposed to fun. This isn’t fun guys.

[Cyndy @candrews9]

@SierraNevada @CACraftBrewers Y’all are the worst.

[Cyndy @candrews9]

@SierraNevada $36 to ship our items from your Pale Points - did three raccoons in a trench coat pull this promotion and software together. Really just piss poor - enough that I’m done buying you as our primary beer. #elitism #gross

[Cyndy @candrews9]

I lied - do not check this out. It's so frustrating I think it's a guerilla marketing tactic to sell more beer.

[Cyndy @candrews9]

Check out Sierra Nevada's new loyalty program! https://t.co/CDFMWXHxe0

[Cyndy @candrews9]

@elonmusk Weird. Almost like you’re voting based solely on what would benefit you more. Hmmm.

Just another sad, spoiled white man. Next.

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Can Elon Musk buy and destroy Fox News instead?

[Cyndy @candrews9]

@Chewy No. I already spoke with your 800 number. You used to be such an amazing company now you’re a solid 2 out of 5, maybe a 3 at best. My pets deserve better.

[Cyndy @candrews9]

If you live rural and use autoship through @Chewy you might want to find an alternative. For customers that rely on you, you are failing us.

Hey @PetSmart do you charge customers for out of stock items?

[Cyndy @candrews9]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #fuckelonmusk

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I, for one, welcome our new thin-skinned narcissistic man-child overlord

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Before everyone leaves, let's have some fun.

What are some of the things we'll see on #WhiteTwitter?

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

I don’t think I ever laughed as hard as I did sitting on a flight to LA across from Gilbert once in the early 90’s.He would do something funny and not stop till you stopped laughing. God he was funny. So funny.

Sending love to his family.

#RipGilbertGottfreid

[Cyndy @candrews9]

@SenSanders hey just curious - as a resident of Vermont - why the hell don't we have free/affordable health insurance? $571 to $1007 for individual coverage? I'm just going to go w/o I guess?

We want the entire country on MEDICARE FOR ALL, ok cool, let's model the way for them!