Cannon Cooley

Music is fun.

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

Thomas Sowell, deep if you think about it

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

In the days of horse-drawn carriages, horses’ hooves often DASHED mud onto passengers in wet weather.

To block the mud, people installed wooden BOARDS up front.

They called them ‘dashboards.’

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Idaho adopted no-excuse mail-in voting in 1972. Washington did it in 1974. California in 1978. Iowa in 1990. Arizona, Wyoming and Vermont in 1991. Nebraska in 1997. Oregon in 1998. Wisconsin and Florida did it in 2001. NC in 2002. Ohio in 2005. Georgia, Illinois, and NJ in 2006.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Generally speaking I frown upon people throwing heavy objects into crowds…but there are exceptions

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

you know whats crazy Fox should have done what JR did and JR should have done what Fox did

[Nick Friedell @NickFriedell]

That game is a reminder of just how compelling the NBA can still be at its best. Watched it all at a packed bar in SF -- with people who weren't invested in either team -- living and dying on every possession.

The regular season needs a lot of work. The playoffs remain awesome.

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

The "Knicks vs Spurs Game 4 Full Fourth Quarter" Youtube video is going to go so hard in 10 years.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We could be on triple bang watch here

[Nathan Marzion @nathanmarzion]

WHY DID NONE OF THE ANNOUNCERS TALK ABOUT THAT? WHAT JUST HAPPENED???

[Kyrie Center @kyriecenterig]

This shit is enough to make a grown ass man cry, went a whole year without seeing Kyrie hoop 🥹

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Luke Cannon @lukecannon727]

The cashier at Home Depot just asked me if I wanted to round up to support the SpaceX IPO

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

why WFH when you can WFTHETRAIN?

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Absolute banger

[Justin Russo @FlyByKnite]

Game 1: 1-point game with 2:00 left
Game 2: Tie game with 0:10 left
Game 3: 3-point game with 0:30 left

Fantastic series.

[Dunder Mifflin @DunderMifflinAS]

This blooper of Zach Woods completely destroying John Krasinski and Rainn Wilson with "online karate". 😂😂

[Maldita Summer @MalditaSummer]

Estoy en la edad en que me doy cuenta que mi mamá realmente necesitaba que ese pollo estuviera descongelado cuando llegaba del trabajo

[Esfandiar Baraheni @JustEsBaraheni]

Trump booed very loudly here at MSG