Mariam 🍉🇵🇸

Grumpy wife to equally grumpy husband. Mother to 13 year old 👧🏽, 10 year old 👦🏽 and 7 year old 👧🏽 A lot of my tweets are tongue-in-cheek. IG: mariamgrams

[Mariam 🍉🇵🇸 @cantgetoriginal]

To my children: 🧵

[UmmTypo @ummTypo]

That doesn't mean he was good. It means the bar is in hell.

[Mariam 🍉🇵🇸 @cantgetoriginal]

Starmer's resignation just cements the fact that he was always just cosplaying as Labour. He's always been a closeted Conservative.

[H @Interstellar_HG]

Ranking the last 6 Prime Ministers after Keir Starmer's resignation:

[Mariam 🍉🇵🇸 @cantgetoriginal]

Pros of having a ghost alarm on your car: no one else can drive it.

Cons of having a ghost alarm on your car: no one else can drive it.

(Mum borrowed it and set off the alarm and called me cos it wouldn’t stop going off 😭)

[Mariam 🍉🇵🇸 @cantgetoriginal]

Giving clients incorrect information all day everyday and having no idea but also no intention to find out what is correct is more than being stupid. But bosses can’t get rid of them because the hiring process here is a nightmare.

[Mariam 🍉🇵🇸 @cantgetoriginal]

I’ve started resenting the people I work with because they have no desire to increase their work related knowledge (which is important for doing their literal job) but still go ahead and act like they know everything.

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

Delivered by C‑section from her dead mother's body. 23 years old. 'israel' bombed and killed her. Buried them under rubble. The baby girl was named after her. Doctors gave her a 50/50 chance of survival. She died 5 days later and was buried next to her mum.

Check the date.

[John Smith (son of Harry Leslie Smith) @Harryslaststand]

Terrible human and terrible PM. #KeirStarmer

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Andy Burnham will probably be the next UK Prime Minister — so it’s good everyone knows he’s as much of a piece of shit as the last one

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

5 Prime Ministers in 4 years with absolutely nothing changing except it being harder to find a job now is utterly embarrassing man

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

If she’s still alive, she’d be in her 30s now.

[Mariam 🍉🇵🇸 @cantgetoriginal]

Just used girl math in the real world. Finance bros, here I come.

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

Well Keir Starmer is selling my medical records to Palantir so arrest him too 🤷🏾‍♂️

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

78 years of killing children

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

so many Anne Franks, no diaries.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup.

Israel literally killed everyone on the team.

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Israel is a demonic terrorist monster.

[Free @Laddin_]

Palestine would be in the World Cup if Israel didn’t kill all its players

[dr. mohammed hamad - Gaza @Medo198518]

Gaza on the night of the World Cup opening!

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

What has happened at the #2026WorldCup over the last 48 hours:

• Swiss footballer Embolo's visa was put under review and he was only able to join his team days later.

• Iraqi national team player Aymen Hussein was held for questioning for nearly 7 hours upon entering the United States.

• The Iranian national team spent days dealing with visa procedures at the U.S. Consulate in Türkiye. The U.S. only allowed them entry on match days. Fifteen members of the delegation were denied visas.

• Omar Abdulkadir Artan, named CAF's Best African Referee of 2025, was denied a visa. Despite travelling to the U.S. with a diplomatic passport, he was refused entry and sent back. FIFA announced that he will not be able to officiate at the tournament.

• The South African national team arrived in the United States much later than planned because part of the delegation was not granted visas.

• Members of the Senegal national team staff were forced to remove their shoes and subjected to lengthy searches, sparking accusations of racism.

• The Uzbekistan national team was searched with bomb-sniffing dogs and the footage went viral in international media.

• Some Scottish supporters, despite being eligible to enter the U.S. visa-free under the ESTA programme, had their travel authorisations revoked just days before departure.

• Many supporters who had already bought tickets and booked accommodation had their visa applications rejected, resulting in financial losses.