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[Shorty Pen🇺🇸 @pen_shorty]

white men will bomb your country then call YOU terrorist 😭

[Ben Aqeel 🐘 @hassanakiluabdu]

Becoming a Medical Doctor will always be a flex.

Imagine being in a space where you are able to have Neurosurgeons, Pediatricians, Cardiologists, Gynecologists all on speed dial in the case of an emergency.

The network is amazing, don’t take this opportunity for granted.

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

Having a whole day to study is somehow the fastest way to waste the whole day.

[Σαπαγιανός @Sapayian]

Mtu kama huyu will kill a disciplined road user alafu mkuje huku kutuambia nganya culture. Takataka

[Eric @amerix]

What a messed-up generation.

It will take years to undo the social and moral mess.

[Dr. Kipkoech Cheruiyot @kipkoecheruiyot]

Now, the public will learn about defensive medicine.

[JP @jpwillbegreat]

"you are the doctor on call"
"a 45 years old man presents to your clinic"

Please please please 😭
I am a MEDICAL STUDENT

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

In-laws: Kama mnataka kuenda na msichana wetu simameni kwanza mdance

My uncles asf knowing their son is getting a thick babe for himself:

[Daktari ya Wanawake @MiskellahMD]

Dear younger brothers and sisters,Parents and guardians,IGNORE those useless degree courses called BSc Clinical Medicine,BSc Oral Health,BSc Optometry,BSc Ophthalmology and all the BSc that have Diploma options in KMTC!!
You are going to waste your four years with NOTHING differentiating you from your Diploma colleagues.
Instead do a diploma in them or BSc in Nursing if you must do a degree course.
Secondly try doing A BACHELORS IN SPECIAL EDUCATION,YOU WILL THANK ME LATER!
They are on demand in America like crazy....am speaking as an American-Kenyan,so don't argue with me kama hauna hata passport.

[MBChB H!TLER™🌸 @mlipu_zii]

2008 uliona wapi Ronaldo na stima zimefika Webuye 2017?

[Frnk @MC_frnk]

I’ll forever rate Haaland IQ when it comes to beating this offside trap man. There’s no CF on his level

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

You will never meet the same person twice, not even in the same person.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

If my WhatsApp gets hacked and someone asks you for money, and you send it you’ll be disrespecting me. Like, when have I ever asked you for money?😔😔

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

From "fungua mahali ulichora diagram yako" to "give me a detailed history of your patient.

[Flora the Publisher! @FloraKode]

The funniest and scariest thing about final year in medicine is that they can literally ask you anything, justifiably so.

[Pricci @Pricci0]

At uni it gets to a point where you can't even call it "Procrastinating",you will just call it "jeopardising your future

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

People romanticize all-nighters too much. Sleep deprivation is not academic excellence.