Nwa'ard Sayir

turning the miror on sociedy

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

if i had even 1 minute alone with the Mona Lisa it would be left covered in smooches. museum security guards should fear me

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

@genlusoflove i grew up in that era and dont understand y2k revival fashion. it was so ugly!! men wore the laziest mall shit with stupid v-necks and girls just threw together the UGLIEST clashing layers imaginable. imo pinkpantheress does y2k casual fits pretty well but she softens the edges

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

nothing is more embarrassing than being at the gym and syncing up rest periods with the person next to you. its like syncing periods

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

She's giving me the cold shoulder and the cold elbow cold armpit knee and shin

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

tbh grocery shopping kinda sucks ass ever since i stopped stealing.

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

Are we really going go be listening to Alex G when we're 75 years old in a nursing home. just end it

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

If i ordet a drink and it comes with a lemon or lime slice. you better believe im zesting it with my microplane into tupperware for use in baking and salads

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

Was walking around a corner and a dude on the sidewalk was looking at his phone giggling then he saw me and said "sorry" and stopped laughing. We enforce a strict no giggling policy here

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

@TheKCPulse Is that the building on Linwood?? looks way too far gone for redevelopment

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

@autogynefiles Plenty of beautiful ladies whose Unabomber stories are left untold, at that.

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

@gifangel1995 So beautiful

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

@pourfairelevide Thatss p much whay Fellini Satyricon is for ancient Rome. Terrifying sexy nightmare.

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

@megantheevalium the extras in portlandia just looking at them in awkward silence always cracks me up so hard

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

Butterflies aren't even that cute if you pluck off their wings and antennae and legs and arms and eyes

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

@rfkenmore I got sick of leaving my alden bit loafers in the closet and started genuinely wearing them with t shirt and shorts on errands

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

Going on nextdoor on july 4th asking what that loud boom was

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

Drinking a coors light with a lime and salt

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

@MissPavIichenko @wrongsinatra Shit, i was completely thinking of chuck mangione. nevermind, op is right

[Nwa'ard Sayir @cantstopderpin]

getting severe copper poisoning from this Goodwill copper mug but its worth it for the moscow mules