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@teamsolitaireSX Something from Temu

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This is what warmongering looks like.

[Tom Cotton @SenTomCotton]

Today @SecDef confirmed that Iran’s terrorist regime is actively working towards a nuclear weapon.

For the sake of our national security, the security of our allies, and millions of civilians in the region this cannot be allowed to happen.

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@reason I disagree. If you’re here illegally, yet allowed to vote in our elections, and counted in the census, then they aren’t just “making a living.”
They are changing the political landscape in favor of those promising them free healthcare, food, schooling, etc.

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I disagree. Let them advertise their sponsors.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

UNPOPULAR TAKE: Any member of Congress flying a foreign flag or an alphabet mafia flag outside their office should be permanently banned from ever holding public office again.

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@WallStreetApes It’s not illegal to not be in possession of an ID.

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This expense should be passed onto Los Angeles.

[Mayor Karen Bass @MayorOfLA]

Just an absolutely shameful use of taxpayer dollars that could be used to actually HELP people.

Despicable.

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Hmmmmmmm……

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Isn’t it impressive that the FBI can launch a nationwide manhunt for a guy who threw a rock at a car, but somehow can’t find a single Epstein client or hold Fauci accountable for crimes against humanity?

[Nabeel Alamgir @Moneymamba]

"Mom, how did we get so rich?"

"Your father said 'thanks, nothing from my end' on thousands of important Zoom meetings"

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@goddek Are there any states where insurance is not mandatory?

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There is no gas station here. It’s in the middle of nowhere.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Tornado inside of a gas station, this is straight out of Beyblade

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@MNUpNorthLakeG1 ChatGPT is calling bullshit.

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@KyleKulinski Owned by AIPAC

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Had a Jocko Molk in my backpack last week coming through OMA. TSA either failed to find it or didn’t care. But don’t even think about aerosol deodorant weighing in at 4.2 oz.

[Rep. Clay Higgins @RepClayHiggins]

TSA is ridiculous. Just saying. Our governments concept of what’s ok and what’s not is just absurd.
Yeah, I’m the senior Republican on the Homeland Security Committee, and yeah, I could have special security and escorted passage through TSA and yeah, my people could drive straight to the plane on the tarmac to pick me up… but I’ve never once done any of that. For 9 years, I’ve navigated through airports on my own, regular, normal procedure. And I’m saying, our TSA system is bass ackwards.

[Johnny B @Appalachiabees]

@LauraLoomer How about we don’t have more rules and laws? Crying for bigger government is a total Statist position.

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The only reason people join the @NRA is because their gun club requires it. The NRA insures their club in exchange for membership.

[NRA @NRA]

The Second Amendment is my carry permit. 🇺🇸

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@tweetzbyidil Shut up and eat your brussel sprouts

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@WassonWatch Know Your Enemy is one of my favorites. Ironic, right?

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I’ll remember to call the national guard if my house is ever getting robbed.

[Secular Smurf 🇦🇺 @SecularSmurf]

@kim_because @TheArmedSquid @Wolfpak561 @wiorldpease @magicaltime123 @bex_fur @randomizer88996 @wisemanryder @OnlyaMoment3 @NHoomans @Akinyemisback @Bumpalump99 @JustUnderReal @BrackardsWrench @timmbosliceeee @Buzzsaws1990 @TertiusIV @JMIglesias7 @jools6691 @_Truthster @dirk_fasshauer @itisjustmebabe @mrjaybeevee @RossGilroy @TJMair @MilesMosley6662 @TBRagsdale1 @Janetb172 @StillDizzy2 @kester_lowers @Raven4212 @Krispi_Largo @michael43081938 @BrianNazarenus @JUReality @BagORichards @mirandaisrisen @Emperor_Mollari @Flaffenbam @TheCookieSavior @MindfulDamage @wrongwaywilly56 @D_D_1983 @KuriousChristos @_Woobie @Covidtalk1 @Melanie33720945 @IngridIngwah @horusrage @ScientiaPercept The US has a standing army now which makes the 2nd amendment obsolete.

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Name names.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

For years, I've been getting DMs from people in politics telling me to layoff hammering the Republican Party.

My answer is always NO.

Maybe if they'd stop being cowards and stabbing their voters in the back at every turn, I could finally have something good to say about them.

They're the problem, not me.

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@kgbrah @MagaCaliGirl @WallStreetApes So buy a cheaper vehicle which has cheaper registration