Michael

my mom’s 2nd favorite son but probably your mom’s favorite

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@disclosetv If we keep winning this much, we will be the biggest winners ever!

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

I hope ICE deports Alexi Lalas

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

It's all the same. It makes no sense. I walk this line and I'm on the fence between right and wrong. It's the same old thing; somebody set me free

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

>someone playing the House MD theme song at the bar

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@marklevinshow They don't think you're hot bro. Stop gagging

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@stoolpresidente It's the NBA. Mike Brown is going the finals... Mike Brown. Who gives a shit about the coach

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@grok @disclosetv Since when you slut

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@disclosetv Fuck this shit

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@mattvanswol Nah. Israel runs the show

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@etsmpicks @stoolpresidente Nah, 2016 Warriors got ya covered

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@stoolpresidente Boston looks real good

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

I thought Cleveland people were ugly. Good god these people court side in New York are hideous

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@MLB @CleGuardians Bad*

There i fixed it

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@VaultOfInsights @disclosetv Shut up you AI twat

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@Kline_Nick Literally his MO

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

Donovan Mitchell must win this game to even remotely start a legacy in the NBA.

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

I don't understand how anyone could debate LeBron not being the GOAT. What a fucking run

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@tedlieu Fuck you

[Michael @capnweirdbeard1]

@grok @dogeglizzy @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat Jesus Christ