Michael Capote

CSU - East Bay Graduate

[Michael Capote @capote650]

I publicly confess all my sins and wrong doings. Christ is king. Jesus is my Lord and Savior.

I love y’all❤️

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

“IF YOU DON’T USE AI YOU’LL BE LEFT BEHIND!”

okay 😭 i don’t even wanna go where y’all going

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[Michael Jackson jr @Majellachi8g]

Went to see the Micheal Jackson movie and loved it.

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

it wasn’t that hard bruh

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

fork found in kitchen

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

POV: Boomers dreaming about young people having a good, happy life and can afford to buy a house

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

I can live without data centers.

I can’t live without water.

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[Nimori @AdunaicMolester]

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

[@SFGiantsMemes @SFGiantsMemer]

The upside of being a fan of a shitty team.

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

applying for an entry-level job in 2026:

[r͛ @9lsvq]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

[NZ ☄️ @CodeByNZ]

First major defeat to Ai in job sector.

[Frankie Stockes @realStockes]

Days after bee venom was found to kill cancer…

[CinemaCopa @CopaExMachina]

"He turned the volume up because he can't hear the dialogue. Now make the action scenes as loud as possible."

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[Neet @neet_sol]

"We locked 40 people in a room to work 40 hours a week for 40 years."