Captain Timothy Cates

2nd Regiment CIF

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

Brother Davis had them Yanks by the short hairs. He'd have scalded their hides at trial.

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

@PetrosAndMoney I hear tell Colonel Petros mentioned them damn Yankee balloons yesterday. Sneaky bastards never did fight fair. But when one of our fellas shot one down? Why, that had me grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet tater.

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

@PetrosAndMoney

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@Theoldp I knew an Atticus Knickelback during the War Of Yankee Agression. A fine soldier and could skin the hide from a scalded beaver like none I've seen fore or since.

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

@NRE_Productions

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@PetrosAndMoney https://t.co/qOzPE3NVdJ

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@Theoldp It does this old soldier's heart good to see his kin wearing the gray

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@PetrosAndMoney Beg pardon, I desire not to impose but I'd be mighty honored to replace Brother Victor in Tuesday's parlor game

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

@PetrosAndMoney

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@PetrosAndMoney @bjsrestaurants Camp Downey, on what is now Seventh Avenue in Oakland, California, was established on 8/31/1861, by the 1st Infantry, California Volunteers. After 9/15/1861, the camp was abandoned as the Volunteers took ship for Camp Latham in Southern California to suppress secessionists there.

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

@PeprosP Much obliged Sir. That damn Yankee's "luck" ran out a coon's age ago.

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@Theoldp Ahhhh, the elixir. A right fine potion if there ever was one. A generous pour into one's jar of branch water could give a man mystical powers.

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

@PetrosAndMoney Hear tell you boys are fixin to do some camping. I reckon you'll be a bit more comfortable today than we were then. As that Money fella says, it was a different time.

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

@JohnMummert1 @PetrosAndMoney These 2 young fellas came a calling this after, asking some peculiar questions about that great-great grandson of mine

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

@pmsdeadandalive @Theoldp @mattmoneysmith @PetrosAndMoney I cannot recall tangling with a meaner boll weevil than that bastard Sheridan

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

@Therealdoghead @PmsUnion @PetrosAndMoney That it has, Brother Pete

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

Dear reader,
We find our cause in most dire straights. The @PetrosAndMoney company has not reported in pert near a week. I fear that them boys may have given up the ghost. Morale here is lower than a pimple on a possum. I desperately pray that we hear tell of them soon.

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

I'm not rightly sure how this exercise works but
General Braxton Bragg, C.S.A. es tu hermano?
@PetrosAndMoney

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

Accurate.
Well, less the humorous notion of a woman doctor.

[Captain Timothy Cates @captain_cates]

@pmspshopbandit @PetrosAndMoney We had just two airships in the War Of Northern Aggression. The Yankees had fair bit more. Timmy's great great uncle, Jebediah Cates, actually piloted one of our Southern balloons during the "Seven Days" campaign.