Lee Anderson MP Commentary

Keeping the Conservatives on top and the paupers on the bottom in Ashfield.(Parody account, all posts completely made up) #30pLee

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Yes it's true!! I'm back on Twitter. Follow me and share my posts to get my followers up. I say what my constituents think, and block anyone who disagrees with me!

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@kelvmackenzie Duck off you fat ducking p rick!

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@ChadNews Very true @ChadNews . In fact I was once threatened with a fine for fly tipping boulders #TrueStory

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@Billy_BunterMP ...blah blah blah... insert line here about how it's for all my office staff... blah blah blah #QuidsIn!

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@sophielouisecc At what age does being a racist become acceptable Soapy?

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@PaulEmbery Wait, someone got hung over this?!?!? That's a bit out of order... Was it a straw man by any chance?

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@darrengrimes 👋👋👋 shout out to all the right wing militants!

[Lee Anderson MP Commentary @CaptainAshfield]

Lucky for me that I get subsidised meals in the House of Commons. All you commonor plebs in Ashfiels can sort yourselves out. Just remember to vote for me in the next election though! https://t.co/FsgRexieIs

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@mrjamesob Don't bring me into this you rat bag! I'm far too busy building a life sized fort (to keen the common as muck plebs out) from the £20million Michelle Mone lent me.

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@roscyprus @MattHancock Maybe we could ask Michelle Mone for a few million back and we can pay for some heating for those poor kids. I'm seeing her later, I'll ask!

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Well done @MattHancock for getting to the final of I'm a Celebrity. I know all your Tory MP mates have been voting like mad to get you there. Best thing is, we can claim all the cost of voting back on our expenses, so the taxpayer picks up the bill.... ☎️☎️☎️☎️ Thanks everyone!

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@roscyprus @MattHancock Exactly! Great point Janice. I'm going to take in one of those freezing & starving kids. Maybe a brown one. I'll be like the Angelina Jolie of Ashfield. Are you with me Janice, let's do it. How many can you take in?

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@roscyprus @MattHancock Thanks for your support Janice. I love your bio that you "love children and animals". Perhaps you should clarify that you don't include asylum seeking children in that, just in case people start thinking you have a heart!

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@BelindadeLucy I'm sure your 4 daughters will thank you when they're older for their loss of freedom of movement! #BrexitBenefits

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Sometimes, sat in our taxpayer funded homes, heated by your taxes, or eating our taxpayer funded steak meals, we have to make difficult decisions. Who cares if we give our mates £20milliom? Or waste £200m on faulty PPE? It's nothing in the big scheme of things. @guardian stirers!

[The Guardian @guardian]

Guardian front page, Thursday 24 November 2022: Revealed – Conservative peer Michelle Mone secretly received £29m from 'VIP lane' PPE firm

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@zarahsultana Suit yourself Sultana.... I'm going to the Ritz with my crew... What's the limit we can claim again? #GoingBig

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@ChadNews Nice JayZee! Welcome to the gravy train! You're gonna love it @JZadrozny

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Its great to see Rishi and Jeremy getting on with serious issues like this one 👇and not worrying about the woke nonesnse. This wouldn't have been allowed as a member of the EU so I'm delighted it's sorted and my team and I can enjoy a nice Christmas meal. https://t.co/Vibbvev9X8

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