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@SenSchumer Pres. Obama's wingman:

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@MrDanielBuck I was in a bank yesterday to reactivate an account and make a withdrawal. I gave the bank teller five $20 bills. I asked for 40 $1 bills and 6 $10 bills.

This guy was so confused, he had me write it down. I did. He was still confused and called a manager. This will get worse.

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@avidseries @g_garison On principal, I agree with you. But to this day, people actually believe that Sarah Palin and not Tina Fey said, "I can see Russia from my house!"

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@Inevitablewest I'm so glad I recycled that aluminum can last week.

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@SharylAttkisson No time to consider spraying water on the offending wildcat. 😁

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@PolkCoSheriff Even the inmate is thrilled!

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@cljack I'll allow it. 😄

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@soychotic It was murdered by HR. Thanks a lot, HR!

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@PlantBasedNews Of course they are. Many of us who, in our youth, were once were told or convinced of things to be true, learned the actual truth many years later.

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@Rach4Patriarchy The boys working at Taco Bell just became lifelong conservatives.

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@MCCCANM A friend gave me the book many years ago. It's a fantastic book for all ages, but as a young airline pilot, I especially enjoyed it.

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@EvaLovesDesign Brake Dust. 😬

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@jan_murray @unherd

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@BenBikmanPhD I may need this for...other, ancillary reasons. 😬

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@MCCCANM The punishment will be for her to roundtrip non-rev to Fiumicino Airport on a weekend in August solo. 😄

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@TheMuppetPastor

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@MZHemingway @MarcoFoster_ Like Jim Acosta, he suffers from main character syndrome.

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@mattvanswol @JamieBonkiewicz Maybe she meant it in a fun, loving way, like @rickygervais might use it. 😅

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@RichardHanania He’s like, the worst investigative reporter ever. 😄