James

can eat a happy meal in less than 45 seconds

[James @CaptainCrowder]

Will someone go check on Wichita?

[angry villager @rocknrollfan94]

still thinking about this

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Remember all those people who said economists were wrong about tariffs?

[James @CaptainCrowder]

If you’re not failing forward, you’re not moving as quickly as you could

[Alder @alder_riley]

Not just defense. Many areas of hardware have been captured by the tyranny of the perfect environment. That's why you see a cycle of seemingly wonderful technologies be announced to great fanfare then fail to scale when it comes to actual environments. You must see how your "perfect" hardware will fail before you can call it ready.

[James @CaptainCrowder]

@jimbelosic Oh boy

[James @CaptainCrowder]

@kegrocket @sendcutsend The Biggest Little Sheet Metal

[James @CaptainCrowder]

@CityofReno @RenoFireDept Why does it have two names tho

[James @CaptainCrowder]

Racist 🗣️

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

The U.S. will begin revoking visas of Chinese students, including those with connections to the Chinese Communist Party or studying in critical fields.

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

@elonmusk @Grummz @Ubisoft Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you?

[James @CaptainCrowder]

@zachweinberg He’s literally doing what he promised to do

[James @CaptainCrowder]

You got got

[Josh Rogin @joshrogin]

No matter what you think about USAID and the need to reform it, there’s no defense for cutting off almost all humanitarian aid without any warning or contingency planning whatsoever, leaving tons of food to spoil while the people it was headed to starve. It’s monstrous.

[James @CaptainCrowder]

“Big media is spreading misinformation” *retweets a photo of white house interns to spark outrage*

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

This can’t be the entire WH staff! Where are the adults?

[James @CaptainCrowder]

This is, of course, a top 5 most egregious conflicts of interest in american history

[WIRED @WIRED]

Donald Trump has tapped Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to lead the nonexistent Department of Government Efficiency: https://t.co/N8ZIPadZ5H

[Sam D'Amico @sdamico]

The manufacturers in VN are usually Chinese companies. Their engineering teams are based in mainland China.

Also: Vietnam and Malaysia don’t have tariffs on Chinese components.

Policy-wise, this is great for Vietnam and Malaysia but is absolutely not US industrial policy.

[Sam D'Amico @sdamico]

My understanding of the looming trade plans is that in combination with major deportations and ongoing immigration restrictions they’re basically a recipe for Vietnam and Malaysia to do final assembly of everything.

[James @CaptainCrowder]

They were spittin

[Matt C @MattfromKC]

“And we shall call it Kansas City”

Cuz it’s in Kansas?

“No it will be located in Missouri.”

What will we call the neighboring city across the river?

“Kansas City, Kansas”

[Matt C @MattfromKC]

My pumpkin in the trash can the day after Halloween after it was used for literally nothing:

[James @CaptainCrowder]

I appreciate Chick-fil-A’s insistence that drive throughs are not solved

[James @CaptainCrowder]

@sdamico I think that’s clearly where all of our minds went when we saw this

[James @CaptainCrowder]

If every glass door slid as poorly as every screen door, there would be a revolt

[James @CaptainCrowder]

@SawyerMerritt So Austin <-> Fremont/Reno deliveries are by semi now? Seems not true