The Count of Monte Cristo

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: DHS just rescued eight missing children who are victims of human trafficking during the World Cup in Kansas City. 14 people were arrested.

The legacy media will never report on this.

Thank you @dhsgov!

[The Count of Monte Cristo @CaptainDanger8]

@jtpenfield Why don’t they just run it to the infield and hold your hands up for God’s sake! Royals need machine pitch rules 😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Hell yeah!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[The Count of Monte Cristo @CaptainDanger8]

@Drodriguezwdsc @KCTV5 @LukeDorris How does no one seem to know about this. It’s crazy out there!!

[The Count of Monte Cristo @CaptainDanger8]

@zazaxbt_ Fuck right off with this. This guy doesn’t have money problems, he has anxiety issues. $100k in the bank, monthly income, a respectively tiny mortgage payment and a small car loan? Grow up.

[The Count of Monte Cristo @CaptainDanger8]

@MarkPoulose @KCTV5 Fire this dork.

[The Count of Monte Cristo @CaptainDanger8]

@espn why is your coverage of ncaa baseball so terrible?!? Game cast doesn’t work? What is this garbage?!?

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Incredible moment as Artemis II pilot Victor Glover shares the Gospel mere MOMENTS before reaching the back side of the Moon, losing communication with Earth

"Christ said, in response to what was the greatest command, that it was to love God with all that you are." 🙏🏻

"And he also, being a great teacher, said the second is equal to it, and that is to love your neighbor as yourself."

"And so, as we prepare to go out of radio communication, we're still going to feel your love from Earth, and to all of you down there on earth and around earth, we love you from the moon." ❤️

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Witnessing American history & Badassery!!! The Artemis II launch at Cape Canaveral, Florida. The most powerful man rocket in history. Sending four brave astronauts further than any human has ever been from planet Earth. Absolutely spectacular. Well done NASA & @rookisaacman🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[The Count of Monte Cristo @CaptainDanger8]

@GoodRanchers ~$20/lb for you cheapest beef/chicken option. Did I math correctly?

[Tyler @TylerCWhitmore]

How I’m walking into the theater December 18th #dune

[The Count of Monte Cristo @CaptainDanger8]

@ColonelCochise It’s the best set ever. Ingenious design.

[The Count of Monte Cristo @CaptainDanger8]

@OnceABootlegger @alexdesignate @ceraliza Very high pay, it’s a time consuming grind, (lots of early mornings and late nights away from family) and very hard to switch careers to escape that grind bc you’re addicted to the income and the skills aren’t transferable. Tons of windshield time if you are in middle America.

[The Count of Monte Cristo @CaptainDanger8]

@AppleTV How the fuck do you get off putting F1 behind a paywall? Pound sand, Apple+.

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

"There's not a single person in the world who could make this pencil..."

Amazing lesson by Milton Friedman.

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Holy sh*t.

Stop what you’re doing. Give yourself 3
minutes. Listen to this.

Marco Rubio 2015.

He called it.

He called it word for word, like a play-by-play.

[The Count of Monte Cristo @CaptainDanger8]

@Dylan96535689 @RogerMarshallMD @AIPAC @realDonaldTrump This just in: you’re a Muslim dictator loving America hating nazi.

[The Count of Monte Cristo @CaptainDanger8]

@HustleBitch_