Captain John

Spearfishing in the Sunshine State | Commercial Strategy in the Food Industry

[Captain John @captainjohn]

Idk what’s more fun, watching rocket cars fly or deranged losers cry about it.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

They really just got on stage and said this newly designed 4000+ pound car can do flips and go half the speed of sound (380+mph) and will ship in 2028. This is a prank, right?

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@RealKidPoker Daniel please share more videos of you as a young lad.

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@irlandarra2019 So the fungibility of money applies to some countries, but not others.

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If Tesla used Grok for vehicle trade in value, I would be driving a Cybertruck.

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@elonmusk Incredible abundance or permanent underclass — which is it?

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@naval “More likely” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this sentence.

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@summerbookends @Jon_Finkel My grandma had the same glass salad bowls. Classic.

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@FreddyLA7 Skip the deep dish pizza (gross) and get yourself a real Italian beef sandwich.

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@MatthewBerman @bot @spacexai Planning vacations with friends — everyone enters days of availability and travel preferences, and grokbot organizes and suggests trip plans

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@karenxcheng @bot Cool

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@masarumoritsuki I never stopped rooting for you, brother. Stay fearless — it’s your greatest asset.

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You never know who you’ll see in the water

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@sweatystartup Imagine doubting Elon the day he launches a driverless car with no pedals and steering wheel

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@batuhanppn If you say forward I am blocking you.

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@MacroJason Chopsticks are both the most elegant and least elegant way to eat.

Depending entirely on whether one knows how to use them.

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@panicsellingxyz Luxury with astroturf backyard 😂

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@Teslaconomics @spacexai @cursor_ai Pick me pick me!

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Grok @bot feels like black magic.

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@MatthewBerman @bot Yes please! I built a side business this weekend and already hit the limit. DM me and I’ll share details.

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@FinanceLancelot Why is that guy sitting on the floor